Day 5: 2016 Nurses Week Mashup Contest

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You've heard of Bennifer (Ben Afleck and Jennifer Garner) and Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) so you're familiar with mashups. We want your best nursing terminology mashups. Maybe you've been using this term for years or maybe you just created it five minutes ago. Whatever the case, leave your Nursing Terminology Mashup and a brief explanation of it in the comments below and you'll be entered to win a 3M™ Littmann® Cardiology IV stethoscope!

Winner will be announced May 13, 2016. Be creative. Be unique.

National Nurses Week - 7 Days of Giveaways

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UPDATE

If you liked the 2016 Nurses Week giveaways, you'll love the 2017 Nurses Week Giveaways!

Nowalaters

Patients who know it all (MD Graduates of Google) and then turn around and ask YOU for help after giving you a 1 hour lecture about nada! :banghead:

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Glamashockers

Patients who often say "You are old enough to be my daughter/son" when referring to having a young medical/nursing staff.

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dilemerol

dilaudid + demerol

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Specializes in ICU-trauma, neuro, surgical, medical.

Poo-pocalypse: Usually occurs after third or fourth dose of Q2 hour lactulose.

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Hellhall.. A floor/hall you do not want to be assigned to.

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Manor Scare- name of nursing home is Manor Care, but they always send their wild card patients to us in the E.D.

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TOT-Tired of toting. Used to describe frequent false labor visits at the end of pregnancy.

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Panitheass: Pain in the ass

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Sharts....a fart with a little extra.

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Specializes in Psych, HIV/AIDS.

NOMSYD = not on my shift you don't

GOMER = get out of my emergency room

Hair Piece = herpes

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Mr. or Mrs. Lopey- The patient who is an elopement risk

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Specializes in Corrections and Occupational Health.

Tsunami- when a patient has more than one STD- HIV+ Hep C+ etc....

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