sstoltzfus25

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1. Day 1: 2016 Nurses Week Caption Contest

   sstoltzfus25 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   This nurse stuff is easy. I wonder why they listen with this thing. I can't hear anything in my baby, it all sounds the same. Maybe it's for dress up.

2. Day 2: 2016 Nurses Week Fill In The Blank Contest

   sstoltzfus25 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   fecal emesis

3. Day 3: 2016 Nurses Week Meme Contest

   sstoltzfus25 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   My overly needy patient I have had for a week finally had a BM and they will be discharged! Also I do not smell like urine before lunch.

4. Day 4: 2016 Nurses Week Top 5 Things Contest

   sstoltzfus25 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Poker face, quick discharges, how to handle angry/demanding families, hospital vs. hotel service, empathy

5. Day 6: 2016 Nurses Week Meme Contest

   sstoltzfus25 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   I told you not to drink your ice water before taking your temperature. Now we will sit with this in your mouth until it can get an accurate reading.

6. Day 5: 2016 Nurses Week Mashup Contest

   sstoltzfus25 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Hangry (hungry and angry)

7. Day 7: 2016 Nurses Week Caption Contest

   sstoltzfus25 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Nurse:Mr. Smith I will need to place a foley. I can't find the urethra! Patient: What's a urethra?! Should I have one?!