Funny Names for Nurses

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An Accident and Emergency Department in Birmingham boasts a Nurse Payne

Nurse Hacker scrubs regularly in a London Operating Department

Sister De'Ath walks the corridors of a hospice in Victoria

Does Annie Beaver still work in Obstetrics in New York?

Mrs. Ake, a retired RN, was a specialist nurse in rheumatology

Kathy Foley was the head of the Catheter Insertion Team (back when they had those in the old days).

Dr Hui (pronounced "Wee") was a urologist whose wife, a nurse, worked as his office manager. Her name was Pi (pronounced "Pee"). Nurse Cox worked for a different team.

Chris Feely always favoured complementary therapies - especially therapeutic massage, while Nurse Fang was more at home with Cosmetic Surgery.

Ed worked with a nun who's last name was Fuchs. He did not know how to pronounce her name - so he asked. And he wanted to die.

Mary Slaughter could never get a post on the Surgical Unit, and Nurse Cutts was never the 'First Pick' Midwife.

Sharon Ward - when she gets promoted - will be Sr. Ward.

Not forgetting Melina, who works on a general medical ward and Nurse Nurse - she goes where she's sent!

Specializes in Jack of all trades, and still learning.

Well, I've worked with a Dr Butcher. And we currently have a Dr Death (but he insists it is pronounced 'deeth')

Us nurses are called 'nyapa' by our indigenous clients. Its nice, it doesn't just mean 'sister', it means 'sister' in the sense of 'sister and brother'

Dplear said:
Here in Houston we have Dr. Mary Blood....surgeon

and Dr Gary Butts....yep you guessed it a Proctologist

haha...haha..ha..ha...that's so funny

I had a Dr. Butt who referred me to a Dr. Finger one time! LOL!

TDub said:
I used to work with V. Doktor, RN. Nurse Doktor! (We would encourage the demented pts to call out for her)

I also work in OB with Dr. Apgar and my childhood dentist was Dr. Arff.

One of my patients' doctor is Dr. Monster.

I can just hear it now when I step on the floor for the first time...

Say hello to Nurse Moran... if anyone ever messes that one up I'll be very upset.

Dr. Badcock is a Pediatric ENT....hmmmmm Yes I spelled his name correctly...

Specializes in SICU, MICU, CICU, NeuroICU.

These names are hilarious!

there's this resident doc who's surname is Doctor. if someone's asking for him, they all say: "where's Dr. Doctor?"

talk about being redundant. lol

Specializes in Respiratory, Cardiology,Telemetry, CCU.
KaroSnowQueen said:
We have a general surgeon named Dr. Dedman - he's actually pretty good. And a Dr. Babee, but he isn't ob or peds!

Babi in malay language actually means pig

Specializes in Med-Surg/Peds/O.R./Legal/cardiology.

I worked with a plastic surgeon one time named Dr. Tucker.

Specializes in m/s, icu.

my maiden name was Austin, another rn's last name Powers... we'd sign chart check as "austin powers"... yea, baby :coollook:

nratchet said:

There's a sleep specialist who's first name is Wabba, middle name is Wabba and last name is Wabba. So and referals or referances are, send to Dr Wabba Wabba Wabba

LOL

That sounds like the Hamburgler :lol2:

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