Funny Names for Nurses

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An Accident and Emergency Department in Birmingham boasts a Nurse Payne

Nurse Hacker scrubs regularly in a London Operating Department

Sister De'Ath walks the corridors of a hospice in Victoria

Does Annie Beaver still work in Obstetrics in New York?

Mrs. Ake, a retired RN, was a specialist nurse in rheumatology

Kathy Foley was the head of the Catheter Insertion Team (back when they had those in the old days).

Dr Hui (pronounced "Wee") was a urologist whose wife, a nurse, worked as his office manager. Her name was Pi (pronounced "Pee"). Nurse Cox worked for a different team.

Chris Feely always favoured complementary therapies - especially therapeutic massage, while Nurse Fang was more at home with Cosmetic Surgery.

Ed worked with a nun who's last name was Fuchs. He did not know how to pronounce her name - so he asked. And he wanted to die.

Mary Slaughter could never get a post on the Surgical Unit, and Nurse Cutts was never the 'First Pick' Midwife.

Sharon Ward - when she gets promoted - will be Sr. Ward.

Not forgetting Melina, who works on a general medical ward and Nurse Nurse - she goes where she's sent!

We had Dr. Bonebrake, Ortho

Dr. Bones, DC

Dr. Butcher, surgeon

Nurse Baggy, who was perpetually pregnant

LOL

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..
emmanuel goldstein said:
lol

that sounds like the hamburgler :lol2:

sounds like pacifier to me. baby wants his/her wabba wabba, wabba, i want my wabba!

Emmanuel Goldstein said:
LOL

That sounds like the Hamburgler :lol2:

sounds like a baby crying. :(

Specializes in Mother-Baby, Rehab, Hospice, Memory Care.

My orthodontist was Dr. Rencher

I work with a Nurse Kil (like kill) on mother-baby

We have an OB named Dr. Stork

Specializes in Family Practice Clinic.

orthodontist-- Dr. Teasley, we called him 'Dr. Jokely"

For many years, there was an OB in town named Dr. Buggy. He and his wife had eight or nine kids. At least he wasn't a psychiatrist.

I swear that at the first facility I ever worked at we used a Geriatric MD named "Dr. McElderly" and a Gyno named "Dr. Zipper"

I had an ob gyn by the name of Dr Holeman. :lol2:

Specializes in neurology.

My brother's father-in-law is a gastroenterologist by the name of Dr. Barfi... for real!

friend's gyno is dr. titsworth!

Specializes in ICU.
NurseTami said:
At one of the hospitals where I did my clinicals, the main OB/GYN team was DRs Kutsche (Pronounce cootchie)and Feely. I am NOT kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL! Imagine if they went into practice together. I can see it now..... Feely Kutsche and associates!

There was a doctor at the hospital where I work named Dr. Desvigne.

We pronounced it Devine, but he corrected us with da-veen.

Cute, he was devine.

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