Funny Names for Nurses

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An Accident and Emergency Department in Birmingham boasts a Nurse Payne

Nurse Hacker scrubs regularly in a London Operating Department

Sister De'Ath walks the corridors of a hospice in Victoria

Does Annie Beaver still work in Obstetrics in New York?

Mrs. Ake, a retired RN, was a specialist nurse in rheumatology

Kathy Foley was the head of the Catheter Insertion Team (back when they had those in the old days).

Dr Hui (pronounced "Wee") was a urologist whose wife, a nurse, worked as his office manager. Her name was Pi (pronounced "Pee"). Nurse Cox worked for a different team.

Chris Feely always favoured complementary therapies - especially therapeutic massage, while Nurse Fang was more at home with Cosmetic Surgery.

Ed worked with a nun who's last name was Fuchs. He did not know how to pronounce her name - so he asked. And he wanted to die.

Mary Slaughter could never get a post on the Surgical Unit, and Nurse Cutts was never the 'First Pick' Midwife.

Sharon Ward - when she gets promoted - will be Sr. Ward.

Not forgetting Melina, who works on a general medical ward and Nurse Nurse - she goes where she's sent!

OK, Here's my addition: My husband grew up with a girl named:

Wanda Greasadick (pronounced greece a dick)

Me personally, I would have changed the family name and surely would not have named her Wanda!:imbar

We have a giant billboardup that has the local news anchors--Melanie Glasscock and Sam Dick.

My husband was just in a hospital for some surgery. There was an oral surgeon there named Dr. Hickey. :chuckle

We have an anesthesiologist named Dr. Blenky ( pronounced Blink-Y).

What a name for a doctor who puts people to sleep..

I remember an orderly named Mike Hunt. He was paged only a few times as Mike, they switched to Michael.

In my parents phone book there is a listing for Jabloughmee, Haywood. Really, try looking it up in the Internet White Pages.

When I worked in financial aid at a local college, we'd often have fun while filing student info folders, by trying to find the funniest names. My boss won hands down one day when she ended up filing the folder for Peter Small, the best part was when she opened the folder to see what his middle name was and it started with a B, yup, Mr. Peter B. Small. :rotfl:

Another good one was the dentist aound the corner from my house years ago, Bobby Boozer DDS...not lettin him near me with a drill!

fiestynurse said:
At the University of Wisconsin Hospital there was a Dr. Doctor. When they overhead paged him they had to remember to add his first name, because if they paged just Dr. Doctor, every doctor in the hospital would respond.

I know Dr.Docter! I work with him! We also have a urologist named Dr. Waters and another one named Dr. Bonebrake (although he wasn't in ortho)

All in the same hospital in Madison, WI! I'm not making this up! :chuckle

:chuckle :chuckle My old doc was named Nazi Khan. Friend with last name "Schitz" who works with GI bleed patients.

DR Slaughter who worked on a Surgical Unit.The Pt's would always said what did you say his name was .and look afraid.

Nurse Hacker who always had a cough.

Dr Bite Who was Dennist.

When I was in college I noticed a flyer on the wall in the student union.......it said "Abstinence & the college student" Lecture by Dr. Dickie Love. No lie....he was a local minister. :chuckle

OB/GYN Dr. Duniho

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