sb22

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1. Excuses for Missing Work

   sb22 replied to kmchugh's topic in Humor

   My sister called in once (she was a waitress) to go to a party and said her longtime friend had died. She used the name of her imaginary friend from childhood.

2. Best & Worst April Fool's Pranks

   sb22 replied to Fran_Nurse's topic in Humor

   Martha Stewart had a hilarious April Fools show. I just happened to be flipping through the channels and she was lying on the floor so I had to watch. She tricked me by talking about these giant pears and then she glittered a chair. It was so funny m...

3. Share Your Saying

   sb22 replied to angelique777's topic in Humor

   This is one got from someone on this board a long time ago. "Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff."

4. April fools got me!

   sb22 replied to Antikigirl's topic in Humor

   I work in a n ofice with 4 male MD's and a male practice administrator. They have their own bathroom. A couple of us put saran wrap on their toilet. Well...the admin figured it out and acted very mad. He made us stop our lunch to go clean up "his me...

5. The ballerina

   sb22 replied to Farkinott's topic in Humor

   Gross! :imbar

6. MD funnies

   sb22 replied to AmyB's topic in Humor

   I work in an ENT office where we see a lot of neck masses that require surgery and reconstruction. One of our doctor's tells about a man who had surgery with a trache and some reconstruction. He used part of the pectoral muscle. Two funny things: The...

7. MD funnies

   sb22 replied to AmyB's topic in Humor

   Took me a minute to figure out what you were talking about. I thought that was against the law!

8. New stress management technique

   sb22 replied to klhs's topic in Humor

   I just have to comment so this gets back to the top. My husband actually did #1 --he said people got up and came to his cubical to see if he was on the phone!

9. Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

   sb22 replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Humor

   My husband is a youth pastor and one day he was doing a lesson from Genesis where it talks about Adam and Eve were embarrassed about being naked and sewed fig leaves together to make clothing. One of the boys in the group was reading the verse aloud ...

10. Cussing 101 - A Genuine Chuckle

    sb22 replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Humor

    OH MAN!! I love it!

11. Quick Joke

    sb22 replied to Cubby's topic in Humor

    What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that little thing?

12. nicknames

    sb22 replied to fluffwad's topic in Humor

    "Sausage Girl" for a med records person who wears her clothes way too tight. One day she was wearing a tight pink blouse and she looked like a vienna sausage.

13. Do you have any allergies?

    sb22 replied to roadfollies's topic in General Nursing

    I get these kinds of responses all the time. A lady told me today that she was allergic to ibuprofen b/c she had had a gastric bypass.

14. Turkey Talk

    sb22 replied to sb22's topic in Humor

    Turkey Talk A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey. "But I just haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed...

15. Turkey Talk

    sb22 posted a topic in Humor

    Turkey Talk A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey. "But I just haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed...