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My sister called in once (she was a waitress) to go to a party and said her longtime friend had died. She used the name of her imaginary friend from childhood.

Martha Stewart had a hilarious April Fools show. I just happened to be flipping through the channels and she was lying on the floor so I had to watch. She tricked me by talking about these giant pears and then she glittered a chair. It was so funny m...

This is one got from someone on this board a long time ago. "Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff."

I work in a n ofice with 4 male MD's and a male practice administrator. They have their own bathroom. A couple of us put saran wrap on their toilet. Well...the admin figured it out and acted very mad. He made us stop our lunch to go clean up "his me...

Gross! :imbar

I work in an ENT office where we see a lot of neck masses that require surgery and reconstruction. One of our doctor's tells about a man who had surgery with a trache and some reconstruction. He used part of the pectoral muscle. Two funny things: The...

Took me a minute to figure out what you were talking about. I thought that was against the law!

I just have to comment so this gets back to the top. My husband actually did #1 --he said people got up and came to his cubical to see if he was on the phone!

My husband is a youth pastor and one day he was doing a lesson from Genesis where it talks about Adam and Eve were embarrassed about being naked and sewed fig leaves together to make clothing. One of the boys in the group was reading the verse aloud ...

OH MAN!! I love it!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that little thing?

"Sausage Girl" for a med records person who wears her clothes way too tight. One day she was wearing a tight pink blouse and she looked like a vienna sausage.

I get these kinds of responses all the time. A lady told me today that she was allergic to ibuprofen b/c she had had a gastric bypass.

Turkey Talk A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey. "But I just haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed...

Turkey Talk A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey. "But I just haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed...

Background info: We have three wonderful foster kids who are hispanic. They spoke primarily spanish when they came to live with us (I spoke no spanish but was making an effort to learn). Situation: I was working in the kitchen one afternoon and a li...

That was great!! I'm sending this to friends and family right now!

Hi! I graduated from Midway with my ADN in 1995. Nursing school is tough but get to know your classmates and study together. I started as a CNA at a nursing home, (because they paid for my training) but the pay was the same as being a cashier at Rite...

If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?

That's a shame! There is nothing wrong with teasing as long as you are not cutting people down. I say keep smiling and they will either get over it or die miserable.

I am really impressed that you are able to come up with a new strip everyday. I have a bit of creativity but don't think I could ever have the stamina to do something like a comic strip. Keep up the good work!

I work in an office and a male patient who had been in the waiting room entirely too long (and had let everyone else know how long he'd had to wait) was next to be called back. I went to the door and called his name and said "Let's go get a room.":ee...

Cute! A hamster with a little attitude. I like it.

I am currently working in an ENT office and see this frequently. Usually it is something viral that goes away but can be related to more permanent hearing loss (Meniere's disease). I would have him see an ENT. Good luck! Sandy

I agree-have someone review your notes-as nurses we tend to do the care but not take credit, with someone else looking at your note they can offer suggestions. Just remember that in home health you are assessing the patient for the whole time since t...