Funny Names for Nurses

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An Accident and Emergency Department in Birmingham boasts a Nurse Payne

Nurse Hacker scrubs regularly in a London Operating Department

Sister De'Ath walks the corridors of a hospice in Victoria

Does Annie Beaver still work in Obstetrics in New York?

Mrs. Ake, a retired RN, was a specialist nurse in rheumatology

Kathy Foley was the head of the Catheter Insertion Team (back when they had those in the old days).

Dr Hui (pronounced "Wee") was a urologist whose wife, a nurse, worked as his office manager. Her name was Pi (pronounced "Pee"). Nurse Cox worked for a different team.

Chris Feely always favoured complementary therapies - especially therapeutic massage, while Nurse Fang was more at home with Cosmetic Surgery.

Ed worked with a nun who's last name was Fuchs. He did not know how to pronounce her name - so he asked. And he wanted to die.

Mary Slaughter could never get a post on the Surgical Unit, and Nurse Cutts was never the 'First Pick' Midwife.

Sharon Ward - when she gets promoted - will be Sr. Ward.

Not forgetting Melina, who works on a general medical ward and Nurse Nurse - she goes where she's sent!

Worked w/ a urologist....Dr. Cockburn (pronounced Co-burn). Laughed to myself everytime I saw him.

Heather

Podiatrist - Dr. Tozzi

Specializes in Women's health & post-partum.

Drs Ken Hurts, Mickey Finn (anesthesiologist), Loveless (AIDS specialist), Kidd (pediatrician), Cutter (OB-GYN), Boyles (surgeon). I knew about half of these, Hurts I saw on a billboard somewhere in the midwest, and the rest are from nurse colleagues who met them somewhere.

My very favorite is neither a doctor or a nurse--Elder Dull, who was once pastor of the SDA church in Boring, OR.

I worked with a Dr. Kutche - pronounce coochie.

My orthodontist was Dr. Silver

My pediatrician was Dr. Metzger - doesn't sound ominous unless you learn German and find out the translation is Dr. Butcher (Metzger is the German word for butcher)

I work with a nuse named Holly Wood.

Specializes in Hospice and Palliative Care, Family NP.

I work with a nurse who's last name is BUTTE (pronounced BUTT)

She used to work for a colo-rectal doc!! :)

When she comes up with a good idea at work I tell her she's a smart butt!

We have an OBGyn named Dr. Grabb. :D

Specializes in Hospice and Palliative Care, Family NP.

A doc in our area named Dr. Razor does vasectomies.

Dr. Bone and yes he is an orthopod.

Dr. Wee....and yes...he is a urologist

Penny Cillin........Head Nurse......and yes, I made that up.

I forgot about a doctor at the VA named Dr. Luney! Yep he was the house shrink!

We have a OB/GYN Doc named Nailer!! I always got a kick out of his name. Also a Podiatrist names Dr. Korn.

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