Favorite sayings

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What are some of your favorite sayings, cliches....

Just one I thought of or heard recently...I'm ..."like jello...hard to nail down".

Specializes in psychiatric.

I may have been born at night, but I wasn't born LAST night.

She's like a walking bag of sores (usually one of our borderlines elicits this comment)

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Also "There are plenty of things duct tape can fix but stupid isn't one of them"

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My husband often says so-n-so needs a clue-by-four.

He's the brightest bulb in a box of burnt bulbs.

Blood goes round n round, air goes in and out, if not there's a problem.

Interns are just as scared as new nurses, but far more capable of damage.

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Specializes in Psych. Violence & Suicide prevention..

'Not my circus, not my monkeys' is my new favorite. Thanks to Jensmom.

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There is nothing more potent than a lethal dose of patience, kindness and understanding.:yes:

Nars_wannabe, I feel like we should be friends with all these quotes your dishing out. Lol. Right in the money!

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Specializes in Hospice.

Sometimes you're the windshield and sometimes you're the bug (line from a C&W song).

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We put the "fun" in dysfunctional

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

What kind of idiot do they think I am anyway?

Fooled once, their fault. Fooled twice my fault

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I may need to go meet up with Rita after this shift. Margarita that is.

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

No s**t Sherlock

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No s**t Sherlock

There's an enema for that I hear... :D

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YOUR lack of planning does not constitute MY emergency.

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Specializes in UR/PA, Hematology/Oncology, Med Surg, Psych.

They will swallow the camel, but gag on a gnat.

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