Favorite sayings

[NursesRmofun]

What are some of your favorite sayings, cliches....

Just one I thought of or heard recently...I'm ..."like jello...hard to nail down".

[CBlover, BSN, RN]

Keep 'em alive until seven-o-five.

[NurseOnAMotorcycle, ASN, RN]

"I was here before you and I will be here after you are gone."

[KnitterNurse1989]

When a patient tries to pull one over on me "I may be some dumb but I'm not plum dumb".

[VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN]

"Time, patience, and perseverance will accomplish all things" (IOW, I will survive this shift.)

"Those who stir the (brown word) pot should have to lick the spoon"

[JBudd, MSN]

Do what you can do, and leave the rest to God.

Or the next shift.

[guest937351]

This one is kind of gross if you think in pictures

"You think you're hot snot on a silver platter but you're really just cold boogers on a paper plate"

I don't know who said that first but my dad would always use that saying and it always grossed me out

[amandakay24]

"Don't ever let your mouth write a check your behind cannot cash"

" I'm old enough to know better but I am to young to care"

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[amandakay24]

Also "There are plenty of things duct tape can fix but stupid isn't one of them"

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[Davey Do]

"You think you're hot snot on a silver platter but you're really just cold boogers on a paper plate"

This one is kind of gross if you think in pictures!

Yeah!

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

You think you're too hot to trot, but you're really only bold and covered with mold

[guest937351]

That is exactly it! haha perfect

[APRN., DNP, RN, APRN, NP]

Trying to get through this shift is like trying to "herd cats".