C'Mon Now!

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Had a kid bring his wet, bloody tooth and plop it right on my desk.

C'mon now!

Or the kid that did running knee slide into my office.

C'mon now!

The ones old enough to cover their mouths but choose to cough right in your face instead.

All together: C'mon now!!

Some things just make me shake my head.

2nd grade teacher calls, kid wore his costume to school with no pants under, so she was sending him down to get pants and take off his costume.

2nd grader arrives...in just a button down shirt and shoes.

Me: I think you're missing something, friend.

2nd: Yeah, I guess so.

I hand him pants, he starts putting them on right in the doorway of the clinic. I suggest he get dressed in the bathroom. He bends over to grab his shoes and I see his totally bare butt!

Me: -tosses him underwear- guess you forgot these too!

2nd: Dad says we don't wear underwear

Happy Friday?‍♀️

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that kid was Porky Piggin' it!!

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8 hours ago, BeckyESRN said:

2nd grade teacher calls, kid wore his costume to school with no pants under, so she was sending him down to get pants and take off his costume.

2nd grader arrives...in just a button down shirt and shoes.

Me: I think you're missing something, friend.

2nd: Yeah, I guess so.

I hand him pants, he starts putting them on right in the doorway of the clinic. I suggest he get dressed in the bathroom. He bends over to grab his shoes and I see his totally bare butt!

Me: -tosses him underwear- guess you forgot these too!

2nd: Dad says we don't wear underwear

Happy Friday?‍♀️

Oh, this made me so happy. Thanks for sharing!!

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A staff member just told me that a kid had an allergic reaction at an after school event last night. One of our head administrators was running around asking "Does anyone have nurse biscuits cell phone number?" Staff member said uhh I think we should call 9-1-1 not the nurse.

BTW I train all staff on allergies and epi so I guess that admins training went out the window.

Kid is ok.

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On 11/8/2019 at 3:42 PM, BiscuitRN said:

A staff member just told me that a kid had an allergic reaction at an after school event last night. One of our head administrators was running around asking "Does anyone have nurse biscuits cell phone number?" Staff member said uhh I think we should call 9-1-1 not the nurse.

BTW I train all staff on allergies and epi so I guess that admins training went out the window.

Kid is ok.

This made me chuckle, but it's not funny. Hey, at least they see your importance, right?

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On 11/8/2019 at 2:42 PM, BiscuitRN said:

A staff member just told me that a kid had an allergic reaction at an after school event last night. One of our head administrators was running around asking "Does anyone have nurse biscuits cell phone number?" Staff member said uhh I think we should call 9-1-1 not the nurse.

BTW I train all staff on allergies and epi so I guess that admins training went out the window.

Kid is ok.

I was at a required all-day training once, and a kid with no known medical history passed out cold from standing up, clonking his head hard on the concrete floor for good measure, and was unconscious for a couple minutes.

Admin wasted damn near 15 minutes trying to call me at the training, then trying to call the nurse at another school. When I saw the texts I responded CALL 911 RIGHT NOW and seriously, it hadn't occurred to anyone (except a social worker, who was not heeded) despite the previous emergency training and the "emergency procedures handbook" in the office.

Luckily the kid was OK.

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On 11/8/2019 at 3:42 PM, BiscuitRN said:

A staff member just told me that a kid had an allergic reaction at an after school event last night. One of our head administrators was running around asking "Does anyone have nurse biscuits cell phone number?" Staff member said uhh I think we should call 9-1-1 not the nurse.

BTW I train all staff on allergies and epi so I guess that admins training went out the window.

Kid is ok.

True story had a principal showing signs of stroke...they were googling the symptoms...?

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19 hours ago, laflaca said:



Admin wasted damn near 15 minutes trying to call me at the training, then trying to call the nurse at another school. When I saw the texts I responded CALL 911 RIGHT NOW and seriously, it hadn't occurred to anyone (except a social worker, who was not heeded) despite the previous emergency training and the "emergency procedures handbook" in the office.

COME ON NOW!!! Glad kid is OK.

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20 hours ago, laflaca said:

I was at a required all-day training once, and a kid with no known medical history passed out cold from standing up, clonking his head hard on the concrete floor for good measure, and was unconscious for a couple minutes.

Admin wasted damn near 15 minutes trying to call me at the training, then trying to call the nurse at another school. When I saw the texts I responded CALL 911 RIGHT NOW and seriously, it hadn't occurred to anyone (except a social worker, who was not heeded) despite the previous emergency training and the "emergency procedures handbook" in the office.

Luckily the kid was OK.

I really wonder sometimes how these people function outside of school. What do they do when there's an emergency at home with their family? Run outside screaming for help?

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I was slammed yesterday morning!! WhenI got to kid #6 waiting in line out the door - he had been sent to get a plastic baggie for his skittles. C'MON ON NOW!!!!!!!

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I've gotten two calls on two different days from the same teacher to come get a kid that *looks* like they might vomit. Umm... I didn't realize that my mear presence would keep a kid from throwing up. What on earth would I do for him in the classroom? I let the teacher know that I was with my diabetic student and they said "Well, how long are you going to be?" I let them know that my diabetic students needs were a little more important that a kid who *might* vomit and that the student could walk with a trashcan down to my office. COME. ON. NOW.

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0900 phone call: I need a nurse to 2nd grade right NOW! *click*

Grab epipen and emergency bag and run up the stairs, while mentally reviewing my emergency care plan kiddos. Arrive to find a student who had thrown up in the hallway and a teacher (not the one that called) yelling at me to "Do something, now!" Of course, the poor girl is miserable and said she threw up 5 times overnight, took an hour to reach anyone, mom denies the child was vomiting overnight. C'Mon Now!

0920 phone call from teacher that called earlier: I'm soooo sorry about that call this morning. I heard someone yell "Call the nurse, it's an emergency" and just called without getting more information. If I had known it was just vomit, I would have given the student a bucket and sent her your way. (Yay!)

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