Came across this gem...

[MECO28, BSN, RN]

I love The Onion.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nurse-to-grab-lunch-right-after-she-finishes-drain,36602/

[ceebeejay]

Hey, you gotta' eat.

[ToyaB]

I was just talking about this yesterday- how nothing can stunt my appetite anymore. I was telling someone the despite cleaning up a guy who did a big smelly poo- I could not stop considering my options for lunch! The article tried it's best to turn you stomach and make you think- how could she, but I didn't even blink. It actually made me hungry for Chipotle!

[beckyboo1, BSN, RN]

LOL love it!

[catebsn25]

hahahaha that's awesome. most people don't understand, but i love it!

[psu_213, BSN, RN]

Love it. On a semi-related note, does Chipotle always tell you "Guac's extra….is that all right?" Umm yeah, it says it right there on the menu! I can read! Sorry, mini-rant over. Great link!

[psu_213, BSN, RN]

Oh, and one other thing. The Onion is known for its fake news. The issue--I think this story is actually real. I know I have been there!

[tokmom, BSN, RN]

My grandmother who was a nurse back at the turn of the century said she could have eaten lunch on a dead horse, lol.

[TriciaJ, RN]

Of course the story's fake. Like she's going to get a lunch break! She's going to have to score something when she gets off duty. After her charting's done. If no one calls a code while she's still charting. And no one calls in sick at the last minute...

[edmia, BSN, RN]

I love The Onion! This time, the sarcasm is quite close to reality

[LadyFree28, BSN, LPN, RN]

Nothin' like cleaning a deep wound to get the hunger pains a'goin'.

[bondoson88]

Why did she get an article written about that! Shoot, I have been cleaning a pt. BM all over and have my stomach growling because I was hungry I thought that was normal for nurses!