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Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

Still having a bad day? See if this'll do the trick...Bet this'll make ya smile !

I BET... Ya can't read this and stay in a bad mood .....or not groan ;)

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?

You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?

A Stick.

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?

Quatro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydive

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!...

A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

Now, admit it. At least ONE of these made you smile ! :D

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Heres one for all you folks who like so called "delicacy" foods- How do you cook kidney?? Boil the pizz out of it!!!

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Specializes in Med-surg; OB/Well baby; pulmonology; RTS.

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That is cute!

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oh the one about blind sky diving....oh tears coming out of my eyes...sides hurt!

Thank you!!!!

Tres

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The blind skydiver did it for me!

"That aint right":chuckle

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Specializes in Community Health Nurse.
Originally posted by jnette

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

Nacho Cheese.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

Frostbite.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

Sanka.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

:chuckle :roll :chuckle

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I liked 11 and 14 the most!!! Thanks for the moodlifter.

:rotfl:

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

Hilarious!!:rotfl:

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:rotfl: :roll Very funny

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Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.

OMGGGGGGGGGG!!! BBBWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Specializes in midwifery, ophthalmics, general practice.

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Karen

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How does a blind skydiver know when the ground is close?

The dog's leash goes slack!

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