Big Booty Judy

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First Question.... Decency

How do I keep my scrub pants out of my butt? I already wear granny panties. I tried a girdle but I could not wear it because it holds in heat. My daughter is always yelling POA....pants outta a**!

Second Question... Perspiration

I sweat profusely. I am considering wearing an undershirt to absorb sweat. Will that help me feel more comfortable or will the extra layer just make things worse? How hot are nursing homes in the summer?

Third Question... Shaping Up

Did you lose weight when you started working as a CNA? How long did it take develop the neccesary muscle strength needed to transfer residents all day long? Will my arms feel like wet noodles?

Specializes in CNA.

So, today at work I overheard some of my coworkers making fun of Missy because, like me, her pants are always up her ass. Everyone was talking about drugs and Missy said, "I don't even know what crack looks like." A coworker whispered, "Well turn around and look in the mirror!"

Of course, if they are making fun of her behind her back I know that they make fun of me for this problem too. I have to find a solution for this. Excuse me while I pull my pants out of my ass.

Yes, I know that I should lose weight but what do I do in the meantime. My daughter says I need some kind of device shaped like a watermelon rind that I use to fill in my crack.:lol2:

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Hey franharmon...

LOL, that was funny! Are you serious? People still make fun of big b*tts nowadays? Ok, maybe they still do. Personally, I don't pay attention to people's b*tts. . .

Anyway, I don't know if it's true but I was told by a co-worker once about doing b*tt exercises to tone the cheeks up? I laughed when she told me. Of course, I didn't take her seriously! But, she said, it can be done by trying to "MOVE" your cheek muscles towards the center?? I don't know, since she never showed me! :clown:

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Specializes in IMCU.

1) Wear boy shorts.

2) Don't wear scrubs that are too big for you -- you should have less bunch of the fabric.

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Specializes in IMCU.
So, today at work I overheard some of my coworkers making fun of Missy because, like me, her pants are always up her ass. Everyone was talking about drugs and Missy said, "I don't even know what crack looks like." A coworker whispered, "Well turn around and look in the mirror!"

Of course, if they are making fun of her behind her back I know that they make fun of me for this problem too. I have to find a solution for this. Excuse me while I pull my pants out of my ass.

Yes, I know that I should lose weight but what do I do in the meantime. My daughter says I need some kind of device shaped like a watermelon rind that I use to fill in my crack.:lol2:

It is really not OK for co-workers to make that sort of remark. If someone is having a wardrobe malfunction, the most appropriate thing to do is pull them aside privately and say "hey did you realize....". I really hate when people make fun of others like that.

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Specializes in CNA.

Shoot I don't care what people say..they wanna tell me to get them out of my crack..all i got to say is why u lookin at my ass..FREAK!! LOL!!! Yes I say what I think..LOL! :p

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Specializes in LTC, Home Health, Hospice.

Dear OP,

Try buying Dickies brand scrubs. Im a larger nurse and find that they fit all around really well and the booty does not get wedged...comfortable and better yet, long lasting. I have had scrub pants by dickies that have lasted 5 years...wonderful investment.

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First Question.... Decency

How do I keep my scrub pants out of my butt? I already wear granny panties. I tried a girdle but I could not wear it because it holds in heat. My daughter is always yelling POA....pants outta a**!

Second Question... Perspiration

I sweat profusely. I am considering wearing an undershirt to absorb sweat. Will that help me feel more comfortable or will the extra layer just make things worse? How hot are nursing homes in the summer?

Third Question... Shaping Up

Did you lose weight when you started working as a CNA? How long did it take develop the neccesary muscle strength needed to transfer residents all day long? Will my arms feel like wet noodles?

ha, POA, that's funny as heck! thx for the laugh.

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Specializes in CNA.

Dickies. Got it. Thanks!

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Specializes in Cardiology.

How 'bout a moisture-wicking undershirt like cool-max?

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