August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

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(yikes) This one is hard. Can you come up with the winning caption? If you can, we will give you $100. It's that simple.

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions in a few weeks.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE:

Thank you everyone. We picked our Top 8 Captions. Please vote for your favorite!!August 2015 Top 8 Captions - You pick the $100 Winner!

If you have anymore issues with the combative patient in room 2, take Brutus with you. Best sedative this hospital has ever spent money on.

Specializes in Behavioral Health.

Hoyer has filed a complaint. He thinks it's sexist that you ask him to help you lift so many of your patients.

Hey, Nancy.... can you help us lift the patient in room 6?

Nursing judgment to order lunch! Are you serious?!!!!

"No, you cannot call him Hogar!"

Can you help us transfer a patient?

Lisa, I'd like to introduce you to our new Bariatric surgeon, Dr. McGrath.

The surgery is tomorrow. We've never had a problem being conjoined, but now I work the floors and he works the ED... so clearly this isn't going to work!

Listen Nurse this is my son chunk oops I meant Chuck and he is here as a student Nurse so I expect you to make sure he takes his lunch breaks and let him take a nap in the Doctors lounge.

caption reads, " WELL TELL HIM, NURSE, HE CAN'T CODE UNTIL THEY'VE MADE HIS BARCODE! "

This is my patient - he has One toe and One knee - they call him "Tony"

"Nancy, Buster and I need your help lifting Mr. Jones."

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