Published Aug 19, 2015
(yikes) This one is hard. Can you come up with the winning caption? If you can, we will give you $100. It's that simple.
To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions in a few weeks.
Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!
UPDATE:
Thank you everyone. We picked our Top 8 Captions. Please vote for your favorite!!August 2015 Top 8 Captions - You pick the $100 Winner!
studentih
93 Posts
He wants me too tell you that he is sorry for eating all of your birthday cake in the break room, but in his defense you did tell him to "help" himself.
Not Your Nurse
1 Article; 186 Posts
Never-mind how we got restrained...we need scissors STAT!
starsandrainbow
3 Posts
"Is he still behind me"...
FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I
3,619 Posts
Why did you say such a thing?
Nurse, This is our new RN. He is orienting to this floor and I'm assigning him to you can show him around. His name is Homer.
Nurse, this is Homer our new RN. I want you to shadow him on this floor this week.
I'm not exactly sure which of us is on 1:1 observation anymore...
LifeWithout-E
2 Posts
"Aha well about that....I'm the nurse and he's.....right behind me isn't he?
"It would be great if you secretly hinted any mistakes I'm about to make cause of........obvious reasons...."
Elliot.Kane
30 Posts
You can't judge a book by its cover...you can't judge a good nurse by appearance alone.
trinitymaster
360 Posts
"Did you just hear someone say 'Get into my Belly'?"
Another one:
"Nurse Ratchet, I'd like you to meet Chief"
And then:
Yes, his zipper is stuck in my scrubs.....and yes, there is a logical explanation
lastly:
No! his getting hired has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with our needing a center for the rec league
No....I've never seen the episode "Cartman gets an anal probe". Why do you ask?
Or
Will you please tell him to Remove his left hand...I am not a ventriloquist's dummy
studentih
93 Posts
He wants me too tell you that he is sorry for eating all of your birthday cake in the break room, but in his defense you did tell him to "help" himself.