August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

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(yikes) This one is hard. Can you come up with the winning caption? If you can, we will give you $100. It's that simple.

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions in a few weeks.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE:

Thank you everyone. We picked our Top 8 Captions. Please vote for your favorite!!August 2015 Top 8 Captions - You pick the $100 Winner!

Specializes in Critical Care, Med-Surg.

I heard about that NETY thing, and I'm not letting it happen. I hired Brutus to watch my back at work.

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I heard about that NETY thing, and I'm not letting it happen. I hired Brutus to watch my back at work.

On that note...

Brutus is a NETY. He already ate 3 new grads today. Can you help me get him out the door before he strikes again?

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Specializes in Critical Care, Med-Surg.

I'm on a "Performance Improvement Plan" from management. Every time I forget to document something, ignore a call light, or pass meds late... this guy thumps me.

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Specializes in Cardiac, telemetry, CHF, LVAD.

So, he's restless, anxious, can't sleep, yelling, and yanking his foley? Lets try 3 mg melatonin....

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Laura, this is my twin brother Mike, your new aide on the floor.

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Specializes in Operating Room.

Can you keep an eye on your student!? How do you NOT realize THIS guy is missing?!

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Specializes in ED.

Our new physician will be handling all of our GYN exams...

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Doctor in blue: "Margaret, Why did you leave the extra scrub cabinet door open again! You know Cleo loves to play dress up! This is your last warning!" Margaret: "I apologize sir."

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Specializes in Pediatrics/Developmental Pediatrics/Research/psych.

When I said inflated ego, it should not have affected his appearance

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So Andre the giant is here... He's your pt I'm outty.

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The Hoyer is down again, so Maintenance loaned us Earl for the day.

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Well, Karen, I think we found the person responsible for all of those stolen lunches! I caught your nursing student red handed with Dr. Hall's Weight watcher's meal!!

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