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I think that anytime someone posts a thread using the word(s) "bully", "NETY" or "PVT" they be required to pay $1 to the scholarship. By the end of the year they would be able to fund several students' nursing education. :yes:

Specializes in Inpatient Psychiatry.
$20 for stating any version of "I hope you never take care of me or one of my family members"!

Darn it, came here to say this!

$50 for single word/phrase sentences: "blood pressure range"

Specializes in NICU, ICU, PICU, Academia.

Flounce tax of 10%?

$100 for the "I took the NCLEX 15 times and finally passed. Here's how you can do it too."

I remember that guy! LOL

Posts that don't know the difference between lose and loose. I want $10 for because we are professionals!!! And if we graduated nursing school, we should have basic grammar skills.

The walls of text with no punctuation or capitalization, and completely forget about anything resembling a paragraph. It's the best when the poster claims to have a graduate degree!

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Specializes in Surgical, quality,management.

From the international PoV...... the how can I be a nurse in XXXX country post. $10 for not even googling registration requirements.

Specializes in NICU.
From the international PoV...... the how can I be a nurse in XXXX country post. $10 for not even googling registration requirements.

Ha, and better yet, for getting offended over the idea that other countries might require fluency in a different language or not accept an American BSN.

Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.
$3 for everyone asking the forum to do their homework without attempting it first.

$5 for everyone who doesn't even ask, just types in what sounds like a Google search string and posts it.

$10 for everyone asking for medical advice and blatantly ignoring the TOS they agreed to when they signed up.

...I have many pet peeves.

$5 for using "nurse" in your user name when you're posting about whether or not you're likely to be accepted into nursing school or that you're really an MD who is asking for your brother.

Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.
Ha, and better yet, for getting offended over the idea that other countries might require fluency in a different language or not accept an American BSN.

$5 for getting offended that some nurses in the US don't speak Spanish.

Specializes in NICU, ICU, PICU, Academia.
$5 for using "nurse" in your user name when you're posting about whether or not you're likely to be accepted into nursing school or that you're really an MD who is asking for your brother.

Can I 'like' this more than once or will it get more of my posts removed?

$5 for using "nurse" in your user name when you're posting about whether or not you're likely to be accepted into nursing school or that you're really an MD who is asking for your brother.

Need a "love" button

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Need a "love" button

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Specializes in NICU, ICU, PICU, Academia.

$50 for each carefully-worded / porificed post inquiring how to time one's illegal substance use in order to pass a drug test for nursing school.

$100 if it's for a job as they clearly have more disposable income after licensure.

$50 for each carefully-worded / porificed post inquiring how to time one's illegal substance use in order to pass a drug test for nursing school.

$100 if it's for a job as they clearly have more disposable income after licensure.

And double that if they went ahead and used the night before KNOWING they would be tested. For sheer stupidity. Oh, yes, you're exactly the type of person I want to be my nurse....

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