November 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner! - page 4

You Can Win $100! Your mission is to produce a winning caption to the attached cartoon. You may propose as many captions as you wish. Caption Contest Rules To qualify for the $100 prize,... Read More

  1. by   Nerd eNurse
    So... You slept in a Holiday Inn Express... Who's laughing NOW!!!
  2. by   DesertRosee
    Don't worry I saw this on YouTube, I can basically do the procedure myself.
  3. by   DesertRosee
    I think the anesthesia wore off.
  4. by   FranEMTnurse
    Here, mine is sharper. I sharpen it every day.
  5. by   ornurse95
    Remember, "Timeout" before incision.
  6. by   columbia23fish
    I can't believe it! He's the nurse manager of the OR. He said we should know our job well enough to do it in our sleep.
  7. by   FranEMTnurse
    Is it gonna hurt?
  8. by   FranEMTnurse
    Will you sterilize this for me?
  9. by   jodispamodi
    "I am NOT giving this back to you, until you can prove to me you are older than 12"(sheesh the older I get the younger the doctors look)
  10. by   3ringnursing
    I believe you are looking for this?
  11. by   FranEMTnurse
    Here, this was laying in some blood.
  12. by   anitalaff
    As the anaesthesia wore off, with steely determination, Bob made it clear that no masked question mark bandits would ever take his appendix alive.
  13. by   Legendary-Student
    Dont worry, web md said to put the knife here