January 2018 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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  2. You Can Win $100!

    Prove me wrong. But, I think this one is difficult.

    My challenge to you is to produce a winning caption to the attached cartoon. You may propose as many captions as you wish.

    Caption Contest Rules

    To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions where you (the community) will choose a winner.

    Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

    Update (January 22)

    I had a feeling this was going to be a hard one. We had some great captions but it was difficult to choose! The Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

    Vote for your favorite!

    Congratulations Phil-on-a-bike. You won $100! (Feb 2)

    The community chose your caption as their favorite.

    Cartoon can be viewed at Mutt-ernity Ward.
    Last edit by Joe V on Aug 13
  3. Poll: Select your favorite caption(s) for the January 2018 Caption Contest.

    • Isn't it Twofer Tuesday?

      2.40% 3
    • She said her husband was a dog...

      15.20% 19
    • Someone called for a 'Lab' report?

      48.00% 60
    • I'm a nurse I don't have time to go to the vet!!

      7.20% 9
    • You said she asked for her best friend, not her husband...

      20.80% 26
    • She was asking for her service dog. Don't worry he's sterile.

      8.80% 11
    • The husband's on the golf course, but he sent his Best Friend!

      12.80% 16
    • Teaching Muttley to READ was a mistake; would you please tell him there is NO LIVER in there?!

      5.60% 7
    125 Votes / Multiple Choice
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  5. by   JadedCPN
    You said she asked for her best friend, not her husband...
    Last edit by JadedCPN on Jan 2 : Reason: Typo
  6. by   Elfriede
    Only the NEXT one !
  7. by   Elfriede
    Catgut ran out.
  8. by   jodispamodi
    "Doctor, Doctor! I keep telling her to do her Lamaze breathing, but all she does is pant!"
    Last edit by dianah on Jan 20
  9. by   Guy in Babyland
    "Maam, I know the only vet in town is on vacation, but we don't deliver puppies."
  10. by   Guy in Babyland
    Your other kids said they wanted a dog instead of a brother, so we swapped your baby out. We hoped you wouldn't notice.
    Last edit by Guy in Babyland on Jan 2
  11. by   Guy in Babyland
    That is what we took out of you during your C-Section. You're the one that needs to explain to your husband why your baby looks like your other male dog.
  12. by   Daisy4RN
    The dog is ready to deliver too, the lady at the desk said we can get a buy-one-get-one free.
  13. by   Ambersmom
    "just to let you know, she refused the spinal but consented for the pupidural"
  14. by   sassy_kitty RN
    Delivering "Code Brown" to a whole new level!
  15. by   Ohm268
    We brought her emotional support therapy dog to help her through her contractions.
  16. by   NurseYoshi
    I thought this was the delivery room I bring my dog to so I can go on vacation. She might also be prego, I don't know.