LICE PSA.

[Farawyn]

Creepy crawly. Very pretty girl with about 12 that I saw. And nits. An infestation.

Teachers are panicking in the streets.

This is the body of the letter I just sent:

"Please be advised that lice cannot be spread from person to person unless their hair comes in CLOSE contact and the louse crawls from one head to another via the hair shaft.

Lice do not fly.

Lice to not hop.

Lice do not wait on desks or chairs to attack the next unsuspecting victim.

That being said, if you see students hanging all over each other, their hair (or anything else) in close contact, please break it up.

If you suspect a child has lice, please send them to me immediately!

Any questions please do not hesitate to call me.

(I know your head is itching now…)

Thanks,

Far"

[Farawyn]

Then tack the bag to your bulletin board for science.

And watch them mate.

[kidzcare]

And watch them mate.

Too early on a Monday for this. Go cover some sideboob

[BostonFNP, APRN]

Too early on a Monday for this. Go cover some sideboob

Is this really an issue? Kids these days.

[Farawyn]

Too early on a Monday for this. Go cover some sideboob

Is this really an issue? Kids these days.

I rue the day I've ever said SIDEBOOB!

Yes. Tits a thing.

[kidzcare]

I rue the day I've ever said SIDEBOOB!

T-shirt.

Yes. Tits a thing.

hahahahahaha

[BostonFNP, APRN]

I rue the day I've ever said SIDEBOOB!

Yes. Tits a thing.

I had too google it. It it semi-not-work-safe.

I have concluded I am far more concerned about lice.

[Jedrnurse, BSN, RN]

A poem I use with the little ones-

"Be aware, have a care! NEVER share what's near your hair."

[rbytsdy]

You should evacuate the premises and put the school in a plastic bag for 2 weeks.

And put in a dryer on high heat for a minimum of 90 minutes.

[WKShadowNP, DNP, APRN]

And watch them mate.

you perv. :)

[OldDude]

you perv. :)

That's just one reason we love her...

[GdBSN, RN]

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