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Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she... Read More

  1. by Alikat9
    Jul 11, '11
    My old college professor told me she knew of a set of twins that attended the school named...Orangejello and Lemonjello. Pronounced "o-RON-jello and Lim-ON-jello. Maybe that's what she craved, IDK. LOL
  2. by jolee.marie
    Jul 13, '11
    I'm not a L&D nurse yet... but I do have a cousin who named her baby Felony. And believe me we all tried to talk her out of it!
  3. by BlueBabyNurse
    Jul 13, '11
    "Amiracle" (pronounced Uh-Miracle)

    ..and...

    "La-A" (pronounced Luh-DASH-Uh)

    Seriously people???
  4. by PugsareSmooshFaced
    Jul 16, '11
    I once worked in new baby registry and we had the following odd names:
    ABCDEF - Pronounced Absideff (She said she wanted her baby to be first in school alphabetically)

    TrueLuv - (Ohhh Teen Pregnancy)

    We had Triplets named

    Q-Trail
    R-Trail
    S-Trail

    I guess it was inspired by lord of the rings somehow.. I dunno.

    Minerva. That sounds like a birth control brand
  5. by NurseAndLovinIt
    Jul 17, '11
    I am not reading through 300+ pages to see if this has been posted lol. Not a baby, But I did have a patient named (first name)Borned (last name)Black;
    Mr. Borned Black. 80 something yr old man, and yes, he was AA.
  6. by ShariDCST
    Jul 17, '11
    I think:
    #1 - If all the mythical "Lemonjellos" and "Orangelos" actually existed, then about 25% of the total population of twins in this country would be saddled with those monikers......the first time I heard that one was about 20 years ago, scrubbing with an OB-Gyn Resident and the attending, both from IU School of Medicine in 1991, and have continued to hear/see them recounted by a significant variety of occupations in several states.....
    #2 - The oddest twins names with which I have had direct personal contact (I scrubbed and assisted the C-section that delivered them about 1995) has been "Levi" and "Garret" - in combination, the name of a very old and popular CHEWING TOBACCO.....:rollseyes:
    #3 - The best twins names I have come across, heard directly from the mother and her nurse when I scrubbed a procedure for her, is "Melody" and "Harmony"! Gotta love such beautiful names for two beautiful little girls!
    Last edit by ShariDCST on Jul 17, '11 : Reason: Fix typo
  7. by No Stars In My Eyes
    Jul 18, '11
    Does anybody actually KNOW, personally, an adult real-life person named any ONE of the jello flavors?....And I mean with "jello" attached, not just a fruit name. Like, "Hi, I am Raspberryjello Jones" .And now that I'm wondering.....What is J-LO's real, I mean REAL name!
  8. by DizzyLizzyNurse
    Jul 18, '11
    Quote from PugsareSmooshFaced
    I once worked in new baby registry and we had the following odd names:
    ABCDEF - Pronounced Absideff (She said she wanted her baby to be first in school alphabetically)

    TrueLuv - (Ohhh Teen Pregnancy)

    We had Triplets named

    Q-Trail
    R-Trail
    S-Trail

    I guess it was inspired by lord of the rings somehow.. I dunno.

    Minerva. That sounds like a birth control brand
    Minerva is the name of a character in Harry Potter....and a Roman goddess.

    Yes, I am a geek lol.
  9. by ShariDCST
    Jul 18, '11
    Quote from No Stars In My Eyes
    Does anybody actually KNOW, personally, an adult real-life person named any ONE of the jello flavors?....And I mean with "jello" attached, not just a fruit name. Like, "Hi, I am Raspberryjello Jones" .And now that I'm wondering.....What is J-LO's real, I mean REAL name!
    J-Lo's real name is Jennifer Lopez...
  10. by ShariDCST
    Jul 18, '11
    Quote from PugsareSmooshFaced
    I once worked in new baby registry and we had the following odd names:
    ABCDEF - Pronounced Absideff (She said she wanted her baby to be first in school alphabetically)

    TrueLuv - (Ohhh Teen Pregnancy)

    We had Triplets named

    Q-Trail
    R-Trail
    S-Trail

    I guess it was inspired by lord of the rings somehow.. I dunno.

    Minerva. That sounds like a birth control brand
    I guess the mother of "ABCDEF" forgot to consider that names in school are alphebetized by LAST name! And even if they were done by first name, every "Aaron" will still be ahead on the list......
  11. by Bama RN
    Jul 18, '11
    Quote from BlueBabyNurse
    "Amiracle" (pronounced Uh-Miracle)

    ..and...

    "La-A" (pronounced Luh-DASH-Uh)

    Seriously people???


    I've actually seen a couple of La-A's.

    My personal favorites:

    Sean...pronounced D'Sean...Mom said the D is invisible

    aaaaannnnddd...

    Forreal...yes it was pronounced For Real...the doc said it was a good thing she got a tubal or ForSure would be next...LOL
  12. by No Stars In My Eyes
    Jul 18, '11
    [quote=ShariDCST;5390569]J-Lo's real name is Jennifer Lopez...[/quote Oh, gosh-gosh-gosh, I already knew that. I was implying the J-el-LO was secretly her name. Not really all that funny, eh?
  13. by rn/writer
    Jul 18, '11
    Quote from Bama RN
    Forreal...yes it was pronounced For Real...the doc said it was a good thing she got a tubal or ForSure would be next...LOL

    Followed by For Cryin' Out Loud! With the exclamation point.

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