What's the weirdest baby name?

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she remembers a patient that named her child Placenta. I couldn't believe it that some child has to live his life named after disgusting afterbirth!

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Baby girl named "La-a"

Pronounced Ladasha, wow.

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Tinea-Mom pronouces it some other strange way

Gideon-pronounced Guy Den.

I could go on and on, but there's not enough time in the day.

There is a kindergarten classroom in Bizarro World that has the Jell-O twins, L-a (the dash don't be silent), Chlamydia, Female (Fe-mah-lee), Nosmoking, Shithead, and all the rest of the kids with these I-swear-it's-true names. I believe it's located in the Snopes Elementary My Dear Watson School just outside of Urban Legend, Missouri.

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There is a kindergarten classroom in Bizarro World that has the Jell-O twins, L-a (the dash don't be silent), Chlamydia, Female (Fe-mah-lee), Nosmoking, Shithead, and all the rest of the kids with these I-swear-it's-true names. I believe it's located in the Snopes Elementary My Dear Watson School just outside of Urban Legend, Missouri.

Miranda, come on now, have a little faith...

Besides, the Snopes Elementary My Dear Watson School is in Ohio, NOT Missouri.

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oh, let me not forget about Lil' Paul (actual spelling) I had to double check the birth certificate. I thought it was a nickname.

How about this guy?

http://www.peterlik.com/

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a mom had all these children names: platinum, yellowgold, whitegold, winter, summer autumn....say no more

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How about this guy?

http://www.peterlik.com/

you had evidence and everything...lol...wow....

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oh, let me not forget about Lil' Paul (actual spelling) I had to double check the birth certificate. I thought it was a nickname.

I hope dad is big paul....

I started writing it and it "blanked out"....so here goes again.....

About 25 years ago, I worked sub at a nursing home. This tiny little thin woman's name was "Fairy" and middle name "Queen" - Fairy Queen got her name from her 7 older brothers...she was probably about 80 years old THEN.....

I also went to school with a girl named "Stormie"...have seen multiple Heaven Leigh --- and a few Nevaeh (heaven spelled backward). And one of the best is brothers whose names were "Sword" and "Stone".........

Miranda, come on now, have a little faith...

Besides, the Snopes Elementary My Dear Watson School is in Ohio, NOT Missouri.

Oh my stars and stripes, you're right. If it were in Missouri (the Show-Me state), the classroom would be empty. :D

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Oh my stars and stripes, you're right. If it were in Missouri (the Show-Me state), the classroom would be empty. :D
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