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What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

  1. 17 Taste!LOL!
  2. 24 Comments

  3. Visit  tnbutterfly profile page
    #1 2
    You are sooooooooo bad!

    Y U C K ! ! ! ! ! !

    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Jan 20, '12
  4. Visit  sirI profile page
    #2 6
    *i wish i hadn't clicked this thread*

  5. Visit  traumaRUs profile page
    #3 2
    Yuck, yuck, yuck!
  6. Visit  sharpeimom profile page
    #4 4
    groan! as a certain two-year-old in our family would say, "'at's simply
  7. Visit  Perpetual Student profile page
    #5 11
    Have you ever heard of a rectal airway? It's for people with their heads up their hind ends.
  8. Visit  donsterRN profile page
    #6 2
    I agree with sirI.

    I can't believe I clicked on this thread!

    And now that I have, all I can say is...


  9. Visit  portland medic profile page
    #7 3
    Also the color.
  10. Visit  VivaLasViejas profile page
    #8 2
  11. Visit  nursel56 profile page
    #9 3
    I was going to write the exact same thing Viva did - so I'll just add barf guy at the end so it's not plagiarism.

  12. Visit  Bortaz, RN profile page
    #10 2
    Quote from portland medic
    Also the color.
    And the smell. (I hope...)
  13. Visit  caregiver1977 profile page
    #11 3
    One causes a lot more embarrassment than the other...
  14. Visit  Esme12 profile page
    Which reminds of a joke........

    A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally
    exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check,
    she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to
    write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the
    flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat,
    she says: 'Well, that's great.... just great......
    ....some a$$hole's got my pen!'

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