Nurses Humor
Published May 22, 2011
Hey all,
I'm taking the Nclex tomorrow, and studying/reviewing last minute things. I jumped on allnurses for a bit of a break.
So here's my question.. What is the theme song to your nursing career?
NotMyProblem MSN, ASN, BSN, MSN, LPN, RN
2,690 Posts
TAPS!!!!
Hygiene Queen
2,232 Posts
Well, I could mine a few Ramones songs: I Wanna be Sedated, Teenage Lobotomy, My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down (Bonzo Goes to Bitburg), I Wanna be Well... and so on and so on...
My favorite is The Dead Kennedys: I'm Working at my Job (I'm so happy/More boring by the day/ But they pay me!). Not that be a psych nurse is ever boring, but sometimes I feel like I'm stuck in a rut!
LadyFree28, BSN, LPN, RN
8,429 Posts
Really Depends...I'm probably repeating a few, and it depends on the day, time, and possibly full moon, lol..
I basically have a "playlist"...this is a condensed version:
1. Welcome to the jungle-Guns N' Roses
2. Crazy Train- Ozzy Osborne
3. What A wonderful World-Louis Armstrong
4. Beyond the Sea-Bobby Darrin
5.Thriller-Micheal Jackson
Even TV theme songs:
1.Gimme a Break
2. St. Elsewhere
3.Facts of Life
4.Laverne and Shirley-My favorite
5.Theme Song to "The Greatest American Hero" (Believe it or Not)
Hard Knock Life-Annie and Jay-Z Version
Lol..
I think my current one is: "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado and "We Will Rock You" when I plan and do have a kick-but day. I like being a "tough love" advocate
Oh.."Just Got Paid"...great song from the late 80s/early 90s...:)
Also: "Another one bites the dust"by Queen.
Armygirl7
188 Posts
Commodores "Nightshift"
and
Chic "Good Times"
Singing these always makes me giggle inside - esp. "Good Times" when the sh*t is really hitting the fan!
Whatever gets you through the night! (wait, isn't that a song too??)
sharpeimom
2,452 Posts
They're coming to take me away ho ho ha ha hee hee... To the funny farm... (I was a psych nurse!)
CodeteamB
473 Posts
1- Wise Up- Aimee Mann
For the acute on chronic pancreatitis in bed 6:"it's not going to stop 'til you wise up"
2- Rehab - Amy Winehouse
For many, many patients: "and I say 'no, no, no'"
3- I Fought the Law - The Clash
For the police-dog bite in Fasttrack and the man with taser electrodes in his face (ouch): "And the Law won"
4- You Can't Always Get What You Want - The Rolling Stones
For the seeker being escorted off property
5- As Is - Ani Difranco
For my new co-worker who is still killing herself trying to be nice:"so give up and admit you're an a------, you would be in some good company"
6-Suspicious Minds - Elvis
For the paranoid BPD in the psych cell and his co-dependent girlfriend
7- I Hate Everyone - Get Set Go
For me after that shift :"I hate most everybody, but most of all I hate you"
8- Breakable - Ingrid Michaelson
This is my real theme song, as it reminds me of the reasons that I wake up and do it everyday, and why at the end of the day I love my job:
"And we are so fragile,
And our cracking bones make noise,
And we are just breakable, breakable,
Breakable girls and boys"
drowningdaily
106 Posts
Since I am a night nurse, my first thought was AC/DC "You shook me all night long." Also, Peter Gabriel " Don't Give Up," and Kate Bush, "This woman's work."
sra27
19 Posts
I have many different themes, but the most repetitive is the theme song to the old children's show "Fraggle Rock". I had a co-worker several years ago who always pronounced the antibiotic "flagyl" as "flaGull" (hard g sound). To this day, every time I give that medication, the song pops into my head. Yes, I know I'm kind of warped.
jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B
9 Articles; 4,800 Posts
Wish it was "Pour some sugar on me" But alas, "Smells like Teen Spirit" seems more fitting LOLOLOLOL
Laraabdo
1 Post
"if u're going through hell!"
nrsang97, BSN, RN
2,602 Posts
Welcome to the Jungle fits well LOL as well as If you're going through Hell and Crazy Train.
NurseTabL
6 Posts
I personally like "Hotel California". You can clock out anytime but can't leave. Oh, also "Push it" by Salt-n-peppa for codes.