Terms we will not admit to using

I saw this one in the surgeons progress notes-he didn't mean stool either!

GOMER- get out of my ER

DAS--dumb as ****

ERNOBW--Engine Running, No One Behind the Wheel

A.M.F. YOYO = adios m.f., you're on your own!

That's what I thought that meant........we've got a few of those where I work too!

SNAFU........Situation Normal All F@*&@d Up!

Microdeckia (as in not playing with a full deck)

***** (Fouled up beyond all recognition)

LOLNAD (Little ole lady in no apparent distress)

"Going to Jesus look"

Low Valium Level

Problem with thumb spasms (how else could you explain constant call light activation?)

lolfdgb- little old lady, fall down, go boom
ctd- circling the drain

+ O sign- Mouth open
+ Q sign- Mouth open, tongue sticking out
Dotted Q sign- Mouth open, tongue sticking out, fly on tongue.

Celestial Discharge

'45'= 1 chromosome short of a full set

DPS - Droopy Penis Syndrome ( in need of viagra )