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  1. Oct 13, '08 by Franemtnurse
    An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who
    shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled
    with patients.

    As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the
    receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo
    wrestler. He gave her his name.

    In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,

    'YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
    YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?'

    All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around
    to look at the very embarrassed man.

    He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

    'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
    BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'


    CHEERZ

    Poopsie Aka Fran
    Dianacabana, sharpeimom, nrsang97, and 7 others like this.

  2. 13 Comments so far...

  3. Oct 13, '08 by Atheos
    Rofl!!!
  4. Oct 13, '08 by grace90
    Last year when I came in for a yearly, the receptionist loudly exclaimed "since you're here for a pap smear, I need you to fill this paperwork out".

    Gee, thanks, $%#&, I really wanted to tell the rest of the semi-crowded waiting room that I get to put my feet in the stirrups and have a doctor look at my crotch!
  5. Oct 13, '08 by Franemtnurse
    Yeah reall. Just what you needed---not.
  6. Oct 23, '08 by Spritenurse1210
    Ha ha ha!!!!!
  7. Nov 17, '08 by Shenanigans
    I went into one of those after hours doctors clinics/mini emergency departments and the receptionst seemed like the rude type and she told the woman in front of me in a loud enough voice that the 40 other people there could hear:

    "SO WHEN DID YOU HAVE YOUR ABORTION?"

    Now of course teh whole room of people went silent and some were like "what a whore" and "baby killer" et cetera, the pt started crying...

    The receptionist was meaning miscarriage (abortion being the medical term) but to the general public it has a different meaning, and of course the poor lady had MCed her baby, not willfully ended it's life!

    And how did I find out? After the woman ran to the nearest toilet to sob, the receptionst said to me "Oh, yuou think I should have used the term misccariage?"

    Doesnt' matter what the woman had or did you shouldnt' be telling me. Not too professional. As it was, that lady didn't keep her job much longer after that.
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  8. Nov 18, '08 by radmom
    that's aweful!
  9. Nov 18, '08 by grace90
    Quote from Shenanigans
    "SO WHEN DID YOU HAVE YOUR ABORTION?"

    Doesnt' matter what the woman had or did you shouldnt' be telling me. Not too professional. As it was, that lady didn't keep her job much longer after that.
    What a 'female dog'!
    :angryfire
  10. Nov 18, '08 by 9livesRN
    I just feel so sory, some of this people could not even make through CNA school, so they become secretaries thinking that they own the facility,

    you know what, they are like little time bombs, and gossip machines! they are so nosy, and talk on doctors, ad nurses back!!!!

    and say that their job is a pain.. (allthough some just sit around and eat candy all day complaining about mindless stuff) while other wil bable about their co-workers lives...

    *****

    There are great and some really helpfull people out there, don't get me wrong...

    but it is also full of frogs!!! who knows nothing more then eat candy and ***** around!
    Last edit by Elvish on Nov 19, '08 : Reason: TOS
  11. Nov 24, '08 by lisapat63
    Quote from Csantos
    I just feel so sory, some of this people could not even make through CNA school, so they become secretaries thinking that they own the facility,

    you know what, they are like little time bombs, and gossip machines! they are so nosy, and talk on doctors, ad nurses back!!!!

    and say that their job is a pain.. (allthough some just sit around and eat candy all day complaining about mindless stuff) while other wil bable about their co-workers lives...

    *****

    There are great and some really helpfull people out there, don't get me wrong...

    but it is also full of frogs!!! who knows nothing more then eat candy and ***** around!
    I know some of these people, wow,talk about trouble!!!!