Snotty Physicians Office Receptionist

  1. An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who
    shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled
    with patients.

    As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the
    receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo
    wrestler. He gave her his name.

    In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,

    'YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
    YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?'

    All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around
    to look at the very embarrassed man.

    He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

    'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
    BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'


    CHEERZ

    Poopsie Aka Fran
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  2. 13 Comments

  3. by   Atheos
    Rofl!!!
  4. by   grace90
    Last year when I came in for a yearly, the receptionist loudly exclaimed "since you're here for a pap smear, I need you to fill this paperwork out".

    Gee, thanks, $%#&, I really wanted to tell the rest of the semi-crowded waiting room that I get to put my feet in the stirrups and have a doctor look at my crotch! :icon_roll
  5. by   FranEMTnurse
    Yeah reall. Just what you needed---not.
  6. by   Spritenurse1210
    Ha ha ha!!!!!
  7. by   Shenanigans
    I went into one of those after hours doctors clinics/mini emergency departments and the receptionst seemed like the rude type and she told the woman in front of me in a loud enough voice that the 40 other people there could hear:

    "SO WHEN DID YOU HAVE YOUR ABORTION?"

    Now of course teh whole room of people went silent and some were like "what a whore" and "baby killer" et cetera, the pt started crying...

    The receptionist was meaning miscarriage (abortion being the medical term) but to the general public it has a different meaning, and of course the poor lady had MCed her baby, not willfully ended it's life!

    And how did I find out? After the woman ran to the nearest toilet to sob, the receptionst said to me "Oh, yuou think I should have used the term misccariage?"

    Doesnt' matter what the woman had or did you shouldnt' be telling me. Not too professional. As it was, that lady didn't keep her job much longer after that.
  8. by   radmom
    that's aweful!
  9. by   grace90
    Quote from Shenanigans
    "SO WHEN DID YOU HAVE YOUR ABORTION?"

    Doesnt' matter what the woman had or did you shouldnt' be telling me. Not too professional. As it was, that lady didn't keep her job much longer after that.
    What a 'female dog'!
    :angryfire
  10. by   9livesRN
    I just feel so sory, some of this people could not even make through CNA school, so they become secretaries thinking that they own the facility,

    you know what, they are like little time bombs, and gossip machines! they are so nosy, and talk on doctors, ad nurses back!!!!

    and say that their job is a pain.. (allthough some just sit around and eat candy all day complaining about mindless stuff) while other wil bable about their co-workers lives...

    *****

    There are great and some really helpfull people out there, don't get me wrong...

    but it is also full of frogs!!! who knows nothing more then eat candy and ***** around!
    Last edit by ElvishDNP on Nov 19, '08 : Reason: TOS
  11. by   lisapat63
    Quote from Csantos
    I just feel so sory, some of this people could not even make through CNA school, so they become secretaries thinking that they own the facility,

    you know what, they are like little time bombs, and gossip machines! they are so nosy, and talk on doctors, ad nurses back!!!!

    and say that their job is a pain.. (allthough some just sit around and eat candy all day complaining about mindless stuff) while other wil bable about their co-workers lives...

    *****

    There are great and some really helpfull people out there, don't get me wrong...

    but it is also full of frogs!!! who knows nothing more then eat candy and ***** around!
    I know some of these people, wow,talk about trouble!!!!
  12. by   lisapat63
    Quote from lisapat63
    I know some of these people, wow,talk about trouble!!!!
  13. by   1960Spinner
    Perfect time to institute sensitivity training.
  14. by   SASQUATCH THE NP
    We had one of those in my office for 6 hours and 33 minutes. I know this because she walked back to where my collaborating doc and I were sitting and loudly.. (and loud enough for everyone to hear) said. There's some crabby old fat lady out here who is insisting that she see you right away. figure it out? He went out and brought the crabby fat lady back to introduce his WIFE to the girl. She never said a word, walked up to the desk, got her purse and walked out.. lol... oh ya.. BTW.. his wife is neither crabby, old, nor is she "fat"

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