Snotty Physicians Office Receptionist

[FranEMTnurse]

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who

shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled

with patients.

As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the

receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo

wrestler. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,

'YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;

YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?'

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around

to look at the very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,

BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'

CHEERZ:D

Poopsie:clown: Aka Fran:loveya:

[SASQUATCH THE NP]

We had one of those in my office for 6 hours and 33 minutes. I know this because she walked back to where my collaborating doc and I were sitting and loudly.. (and loud enough for everyone to hear) said. There's some crabby old fat lady out here who is insisting that she see you right away. figure it out? He went out and brought the crabby fat lady back to introduce his WIFE to the girl. She never said a word, walked up to the desk, got her purse and walked out.. lol... oh ya.. BTW.. his wife is neither crabby, old, nor is she "fat"

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

We had one of those in my office for 6 hours and 33 minutes. I know this because she walked back to where my collaborating doc and I were sitting and loudly.. (and loud enough for everyone to hear) said. There's some crabby old fat lady out here who is insisting that she see you right away. figure it out? He went out and brought the crabby fat lady back to introduce his WIFE to the girl. She never said a word, walked up to the desk, got her purse and walked out.. lol... oh ya.. BTW.. his wife is neither crabby, old, nor is she "fat"

:nmbrn:She got paid her just dues.