Nurses Humor
Published Mar 20, 2012
Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!
Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.
Natkat, BSN, MSN, RN
872 Posts
(To the male patient hitting on me) now why would I date someone that I have to go home and take care of after taking care of people all day, then pay all the bills because you're on disability and then drive you to dialysis three time a week? Are you kidding me?
Okay, that's two sentences.
Sothep
2 Posts
Said to a coworker, "okay, since you're helping with my patient, I'll give you the choice: do you want to hold the pannus with the tunneling ulcers, or clean the oozing lady bits that dwell beneath?"
nursefrances, BSN, RN
1 Article; 601 Posts
Those are the best to chart on. Click, click, click... done. It's the ones that have the funky stuff that take time. What was that measurement again? What's medical term to use for a heart that sounds like the doors closing on Star Trek?.
It's the ones that have the funky stuff that take time. What was that measurement again? What's medical term to use for a heart that sounds like the doors closing on Star Trek?.
I actually imagined the sound in my head when I read this.
Blue Roses
116 Posts
*walks out of the bathroom*..... I need to chart that.
ARN2908
7 Posts
My fave..." Nurse I need the bedpan!!!..... Me:"how do you toilet at home? " pt:" oh I walk to my bathroom" ...What the????!!
RNbisgurlll
4 Posts
I hope I'm off when the Joint Commission comes:up:
uRNmyway, ASN, RN
1,080 Posts
Yay night shift!!!
ClearBlueOctoberSky
370 Posts
I could bag groceries. Yeah, that sounds like a good, simple job.
meanmaryjean, DNP, RN
7,899 Posts
I am actually happy about working tomorrow night because it's when we turn the clocks ahead, and the shift will 'only' be eleven hours instead of twelve. AND I'm off Monday - also known as Central Line Dressing Change Night in the PICU.
Doesn't take much to get me excited- which is borderline pathetic.
Aurora77
861 Posts
I'm excited about that too! Eleven hours instead of twelve, sign me up.
kakamegamama
1,030 Posts
Where are my Minions when I need them????? Or, for that obnoxious whoever: Lipstick tazer!!!!!
R!XTER
167 Posts
Why don't they ever yell "doctor!"?