Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 23

Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it... Read More

  1. Visit  kakamegamama profile page
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    Where are my Minions when I need them????? Or, for that obnoxious whoever: Lipstick tazer!!!!!
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  3. Visit  R!XTER profile page
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    Why don't they ever yell "doctor!"?
    TriciaJ, maelstrom143, LadyFree28, and 3 others like this.
  4. Visit  ClearBlueOctoberSky profile page
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    Oops, wrong thread.
  5. Visit  Ruby Vee profile page
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    Quote from R!XTER
    Why don't they ever yell "doctor!"?
    You just need to teach them the doctor's name. It works!
    kiszi, LadyFree28, R!XTER, and 4 others like this.
  6. Visit  elijahvirgo profile page
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    Nursing school: where every answer on the test is the correct answer

    but it doesn't matter because whatever one you pick is still probably wrong.
    RunnerRN2015, riblets63, msygrnbw, and 7 others like this.
  7. Visit  kakamegamama profile page
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    I wonder how many roads one could surface with meconium........
  8. Visit  emtb2rn profile page
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    What is that smell?
    LadyFree28 and Hygiene Queen like this.
  9. Visit  R!XTER profile page
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    Whatever happened to personal responsibility?
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  10. Visit  R!XTER profile page
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    Quote from Ruby Vee
    You just need to teach them the doctor's name. It works!
    The only patient I remember yelling for a doctor was an elderly psych patient who was yelling for just about anyone and everyone at top volume. Somehow she got the resident's first name and was screaming "I need Dr. "Joe"! I need Dr. "Joe"!" Over and over Til we all thought we were gonna go crazy, while "dr. Joe" hid behind the partition in the nurses station.

    The rest all yell "nurse!"
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  11. Visit  NF_eyenurse profile page
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    While driving home from work: I STILL smell C-diff....blech!
    (tongue in cheek: Would it be "unhealthy and or/unsafe" to use a cavi wipe inside my nose? hmmmm.... )
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  12. Visit  brillohead profile page
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    My patient's poop is always green. This morning's offering made me smile, though... it's St. Patrick's Day Poop!
  13. Visit  NF_eyenurse profile page
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    ^^^^^^ This.

    All right brillohead, because of that one I almost did a spit take with my coffee.
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  14. Visit  FranEMTnurse profile page
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    Physicians should tell their patients not to take antibiotics for colds.
    maelstrom143, AGE87, sharpeimom, and 1 other like this.


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