Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 23

Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it... Read More

  1. Visit  kakamegamama profile page
    Where are my Minions when I need them????? Or, for that obnoxious whoever: Lipstick tazer!!!!!
  2. Visit  R!XTER profile page
    Why don't they ever yell "doctor!"?
    TriciaJ, maelstrom143, LadyFree28, and 3 others like this.
  3. Visit  ClearBlueOctoberSky profile page
    Oops, wrong thread.
  4. Visit  Ruby Vee profile page
    Quote from R!XTER
    Why don't they ever yell "doctor!"?
    You just need to teach them the doctor's name. It works!
    kiszi, LadyFree28, R!XTER, and 4 others like this.
  5. Visit  elijahvargo profile page
    Nursing school: where every answer on the test is the correct answer

    but it doesn't matter because whatever one you pick is still probably wrong.
  6. Visit  kakamegamama profile page
    I wonder how many roads one could surface with meconium........
  7. Visit  emtb2rn profile page
    What is that smell?
    LadyFree28 and Hygiene Queen like this.
  8. Visit  R!XTER profile page
    Whatever happened to personal responsibility?
    maelstrom143 likes this.
  9. Visit  R!XTER profile page
    Quote from Ruby Vee
    You just need to teach them the doctor's name. It works!
    The only patient I remember yelling for a doctor was an elderly psych patient who was yelling for just about anyone and everyone at top volume. Somehow she got the resident's first name and was screaming "I need Dr. "Joe"! I need Dr. "Joe"!" Over and over Til we all thought we were gonna go crazy, while "dr. Joe" hid behind the partition in the nurses station.

    The rest all yell "nurse!"
    wooh likes this.
  10. Visit  nursefrances profile page
    While driving home from work: I STILL smell C-diff....blech!
    (tongue in cheek: Would it be "unhealthy and or/unsafe" to use a cavi wipe inside my nose? hmmmm.... )
    wooh likes this.
  11. Visit  brillohead profile page
    My patient's poop is always green. This morning's offering made me smile, though... it's St. Patrick's Day Poop!
  12. Visit  nursefrances profile page
    ^^^^^^ This.

    All right brillohead, because of that one I almost did a spit take with my coffee.
    brillohead likes this.
  13. Visit  FranEMTnurse profile page
    Physicians should tell their patients not to take antibiotics for colds.
    maelstrom143, RookieRoo, sharpeimom, and 1 other like this.

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