Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 23

Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it... Read More

  1. by   kakamegamama
    Where are my Minions when I need them????? Or, for that obnoxious whoever: Lipstick tazer!!!!!
  2. by   R!XTER
    Why don't they ever yell "doctor!"?
  3. by   ClearBlueOctoberSky
    Oops, wrong thread.
  4. by   Ruby Vee
    Quote from R!XTER
    Why don't they ever yell "doctor!"?
    You just need to teach them the doctor's name. It works!
  5. by   elijahvegas
    Nursing school: where every answer on the test is the correct answer

    but it doesn't matter because whatever one you pick is still probably wrong.
  6. by   kakamegamama
    I wonder how many roads one could surface with meconium........
  7. by   emtb2rn
    What is that smell?
  8. by   R!XTER
    Whatever happened to personal responsibility?
  9. by   R!XTER
    Quote from Ruby Vee
    You just need to teach them the doctor's name. It works!
    The only patient I remember yelling for a doctor was an elderly psych patient who was yelling for just about anyone and everyone at top volume. Somehow she got the resident's first name and was screaming "I need Dr. "Joe"! I need Dr. "Joe"!" Over and over Til we all thought we were gonna go crazy, while "dr. Joe" hid behind the partition in the nurses station.

    The rest all yell "nurse!"
  10. by   nursefrances
    While driving home from work: I STILL smell C-diff....blech!
    (tongue in cheek: Would it be "unhealthy and or/unsafe" to use a cavi wipe inside my nose? hmmmm.... )
  11. by   brillohead
    My patient's poop is always green. This morning's offering made me smile, though... it's St. Patrick's Day Poop!
  12. by   nursefrances
    ^^^^^^ This.

    All right brillohead, because of that one I almost did a spit take with my coffee.
  13. by   FranEMTnurse
    Physicians should tell their patients not to take antibiotics for colds.

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