Hospitals... the only place where...

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  2. Hospitals. The only place where the word "Positive" means a bad thing.
    Last edit by Joe V on Jan 16, '16
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  4. by   imintrouble
    Advancing a drain, means pulling it out.
  5. by   NJnewRN
    lunch breaks aren't mandatory.
  6. by   RNfaster
    ...passing gas and burping is considered a good thing...
  7. by   K+MgSO4
    caloire control is not usually a problem!
  8. by   eatmysoxRN
    You have no trouble talking to strangers about bowel habits..

    ~ No One Can Make You Feel Inferior Without Your Consent -Eleanor Roosevelt ~
  9. by   shamrokks
    These are so funny and so true.
  10. by   uRNmyway
    Oh darn, EatMySoxRN... thats the first one I thought of..

    Hospitals, the only place where someone WANTS a detailed description of your bowel movements, vomit, secretions, etc. AND wants to see them!
  11. by   TeleRN44
    Hospitals...the only place where we can, more or less, tell what might or might not be growing in your bodily fluids based on smell alone...or whether or not you're bleeding.

    C-diff poo? oop:
    Pseudomomas pee?
  12. by   straitgirl77
    On a more serious note...hositals are the only place you go to get better, but, instead you end up with a hospital- acquired infection ):
  13. by   FutureNurseLCW
    So true!!
  14. by   mariebailey
    It's not such a good thing at a health department either.
  15. by   bookworm78910
    Hospitals - the only place we give patients a privacy curtain in a room with a door, but allow them to walk down the hall in a gown that shows their backsides.
    Last edit by bookworm78910 on Feb 2, '13 : Reason: Grammar