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Hospitals... the only place where...

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  2. 21 Hospitals. The only place where the word "Positive" means a bad thing.
    Last edit by Joe V on Jan 16, '16
  3. 13 Comments

  4. Visit  imintrouble profile page
    #1 1
    Advancing a drain, means pulling it out.
  5. Visit  NJnewRN profile page
    #2 2
    lunch breaks aren't mandatory.
  6. Visit  RNfaster profile page
    #3 4
    ...passing gas and burping is considered a good thing...
  7. Visit  K+MgSO4 profile page
    #4 0
    caloire control is not usually a problem!
  8. Visit  eatmysoxRN profile page
    #5 4
    You have no trouble talking to strangers about bowel habits..

    ~ No One Can Make You Feel Inferior Without Your Consent -Eleanor Roosevelt ~
  9. Visit  shamrokks profile page
    #6 0
    These are so funny and so true.
  10. Visit  uRNmyway profile page
    #7 2
    Oh darn, EatMySoxRN... thats the first one I thought of..

    Hospitals, the only place where someone WANTS a detailed description of your bowel movements, vomit, secretions, etc. AND wants to see them!
  11. Visit  TeleRN44 profile page
    #8 0
    Hospitals...the only place where we can, more or less, tell what might or might not be growing in your bodily fluids based on smell alone...or whether or not you're bleeding.

    C-diff poo? oop:
    Pseudomomas pee?
  12. Visit  straitgirl77 profile page
    #9 1
    On a more serious note...hositals are the only place you go to get better, but, instead you end up with a hospital- acquired infection ):
  13. Visit  FutureNurseLCW profile page
    #10 0
    So true!!
  14. Visit  mariebailey profile page
    #11 1
    It's not such a good thing at a health department either.
  15. Visit  bookworm78910 profile page
    #12 1
    Hospitals - the only place we give patients a privacy curtain in a room with a door, but allow them to walk down the hall in a gown that shows their backsides.
    Last edit by bookworm78910 on Feb 2, '13 : Reason: Grammar

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