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    Hospitals. The only place where the word "Positive" means a bad thing.

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    About Brian, ADN

    Brian has '18+' year(s) of experience and specializes in 'CCU, Geriatrics, Critical Care, Tele'. From 'Minnesota'; Joined Mar '98; Posts: 15,361; Likes: 16,504.

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  3. Visit  imintrouble profile page
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    Advancing a drain, means pulling it out.
    Daisy_08 likes this.
  4. Visit  NJnewRN profile page
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    lunch breaks aren't mandatory.
    anotherone and NurseKatie08 like this.
  5. Visit  RNfaster profile page
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    ...passing gas and burping is considered a good thing...
    Baubo516, anotherone, shamrokks, and 1 other like this.
  6. Visit  K+MgSO4 profile page
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    caloire control is not usually a problem!
  7. Visit  eatmysoxRN profile page
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    You have no trouble talking to strangers about bowel habits..

    ~ No One Can Make You Feel Inferior Without Your Consent -Eleanor Roosevelt ~
    Baubo516, Dazglue, anotherone, and 1 other like this.
  8. Visit  shamrokks profile page
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    These are so funny and so true.
  9. Visit  uRNmyway profile page
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    Oh darn, EatMySoxRN... thats the first one I thought of..

    Hospitals, the only place where someone WANTS a detailed description of your bowel movements, vomit, secretions, etc. AND wants to see them!
    itsmejuli and anotherone like this.
  10. Visit  TeleRN44 profile page
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    Hospitals...the only place where we can, more or less, tell what might or might not be growing in your bodily fluids based on smell alone...or whether or not you're bleeding.

    C-diff poo? oop:
    Pseudomomas pee?
  11. Visit  straitgirl77 profile page
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    On a more serious note...hositals are the only place you go to get better, but, instead you end up with a hospital- acquired infection ):
    seanynjboy likes this.
  12. Visit  FutureNurseLCW profile page
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    So true!!
  13. Visit  mariebailey profile page
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    It's not such a good thing at a health department either.
    Baubo516 likes this.
  14. Visit  bookworm78910 profile page
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    Hospitals - the only place we give patients a privacy curtain in a room with a door, but allow them to walk down the hall in a gown that shows their backsides.
    Last edit by bookworm78910 on Feb 2, '13 : Reason: Grammar
    floridanurse1983 likes this.


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