Funny Names for Nurses

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An Accident and Emergency Department in Birmingham boasts a Nurse Payne

Nurse Hacker scrubs regularly in a London Operating Department

Sister De'Ath walks the corridors of a hospice in Victoria

Does Annie Beaver still work in Obstetrics in New York?

Mrs. Ake, a retired RN, was a specialist nurse in rheumatology

Kathy Foley was the head of the Catheter Insertion Team (back when they had those in the old days).

Dr Hui (pronounced "Wee") was a urologist whose wife, a nurse, worked as his office manager. Her name was Pi (pronounced "Pee"). Nurse Cox worked for a different team.

Chris Feely always favoured complementary therapies - especially therapeutic massage, while Nurse Fang was more at home with Cosmetic Surgery.

Ed worked with a nun who's last name was Fuchs. He did not know how to pronounce her name - so he asked. And he wanted to die.

Mary Slaughter could never get a post on the Surgical Unit, and Nurse Cutts was never the 'First Pick' Midwife.

Sharon Ward - when she gets promoted - will be Sr. Ward.

Not forgetting Melina, who works on a general medical ward and Nurse Nurse - she goes where she's sent!

We have a Nurse Hartless. Dr Oh and Dr Pi are partners in Gastroenterology Clinic. Dr. Sunshine is the local urologist,

Dr. Rott is a surgeon.

Specializes in Geriatrics, LTC.

Not a medical person but how about Lawless for Sheriff?

How about the name Morehead for an OB/GYN? You might say it goes with the "territory".

When I was a nursing student in Vermont we had a Doctor

Christmas,yep his wife's name was Mary.

I'm not kidding.

My son was once treated by a pediatrician named Dr. Fleming T. Ball, the third no less.

Not nurses....but I went to high school with a girl whose last name was Head and her father's name was Richard...yep he went by Dick Head. 100 % absolutely true.

Where I grew up in a small town in Illinois,the dentists were Dr. Kurt Gronner and Dr. Fillmore Ketola. I worked in Kansas with a Dr. Marvel who did hip replacements and our vetrinarian in Indiana was Dr. Bird. When I went to nursing school the head nurse in Pediatrics was Henry Love!

Years ago, I went to college with a woman, name of Nurse, who then went to nursing school and became, of course, Nurse Nurse. She then went on to avanced degrees, becoming, finally, Doctor Nurse.

Also had a little guy whose mother regularly brought him into the ER whose name was Albino Eddie xx. He sure wasn't albino! And a mother who brought her 10 month old in, and persisted in calling him just "Baby". I asked her what his name was, and she said "I don't know." "How are you related to this child?" "Oh, I'm his mom." "But you don't know his name?" "No, his father named him." Turned out the kid's name was Zlizard. I wouldn't have know it either!

Now we have a hospitalist whose name is Dr. Paraskiet, but he's always being paged as Dr. Parakeet.

We have an Nurse Alex Hooker, A. hooker :)

Mr. Heinie is our security director.

Dr. Payne is an anesthesiologist

Dr. Procto, actually isn't a proctologist, but should be

Dr. Cox is a surgeon

Then we had the medical residents last year, Dr.'s Wong, Wing, Write, and Phi..(pronounced fee)

How about Dr. Foley for a Urologist. Honest!!!!

There's an OB/Gyn in Virginia named Dr. Harry C. Beaver.

I thought people were kidding until I ended up working in the same building and saw the name on his office door.

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