Funny Names for Nurses

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An Accident and Emergency Department in Birmingham boasts a Nurse Payne

Nurse Hacker scrubs regularly in a London Operating Department

Sister De'Ath walks the corridors of a hospice in Victoria

Does Annie Beaver still work in Obstetrics in New York?

Mrs. Ake, a retired RN, was a specialist nurse in rheumatology

Kathy Foley was the head of the Catheter Insertion Team (back when they had those in the old days).

Dr Hui (pronounced "Wee") was a urologist whose wife, a nurse, worked as his office manager. Her name was Pi (pronounced "Pee"). Nurse Cox worked for a different team.

Chris Feely always favoured complementary therapies - especially therapeutic massage, while Nurse Fang was more at home with Cosmetic Surgery.

Ed worked with a nun who's last name was Fuchs. He did not know how to pronounce her name - so he asked. And he wanted to die.

Mary Slaughter could never get a post on the Surgical Unit, and Nurse Cutts was never the 'First Pick' Midwife.

Sharon Ward - when she gets promoted - will be Sr. Ward.

Not forgetting Melina, who works on a general medical ward and Nurse Nurse - she goes where she's sent!

Here in our neck of the woods, we have a dentist. Her name: Dr. Drilling!

I have worked with a Nurse Nurse, a Dr De'Ath and a Dr Blood...................great names!!:roll

We have a dentist in town named Dr. Gagny!

A registry nurse worked in our OB unit last week. Her name was listed on her badge as Lollie Labia

Specializes in CCU/ER.

How about in Kittery. Me...

A dentist named Dr. Swallow!!!!!

We had a patuient in the ER this summer who's name was

EFIN LIPSHITZ...it was a panic when the orderly came in to take him to x-ray...she always shouts the names out loud as it is a zoo...after repeating it a couple of times she realized why we were laughing, and turned beet red!

I have a friend who started clinicals this semester (a semester ahead of me) and her last name is Nurse. Nurse Nurse. Kinda funny.

Cindy

Specializes in Telemetry, Case Management.

We have a general surgeon named Dr. Dedman - he's actually pretty good. And a Dr. Babee, but he isn't ob or peds!

I'm not making this up, really. I got printed orders today from... Dr. Hardy Bang. I swear! That's really the name. I would HAVE to chang my name. :roll

My son's elementary school PE teacher was Mr. Fuchs...he went by "Coach" to avoid potential problems.

The only interesting physician's name I know of is "Dr. Costleigh."

I had an OB-Gyn named Dr. Fischer. I decided the name fit quite well when he had to break my water with my son.

Specializes in CVOR,CNOR,NEURO,TRAUMA,TRANSPLANTS.

Dr Hood - gyne

Dr Wiekil pronounced (Willkill)- anesthesia(scarey)

Dr Butz- you guessed it procto (his car tag Planet 9)Urorifice lol

Dr Grimes- ENT his wife- Infectious diseases

Its hard to hold a straight face when you hear some of thier names come across the pa system

Zoe

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