1. The admission they want to send you is always the opposite sex of your only available bed - resulting in bed moves.
2. A certain MD always takes at least 20 minutes to respond to your page - except for the time when you page him and then run to the bathroom - that time he calls back in 3 minutes.
3. The loud snorer is never roommates with the pt who is deaf. No, he is roommates with the light sleeper.
4. Families always want to talk to the discharge planner, social worker, specialist or manager on a Sunday afternoon when none of these people are working. and the get mad at YOU because they are not available.
5. Pts are either constipated requiring laxs, enemas etc, or have exploding diarrhea.
What are your Murphy's Laws?