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What is the goofy reason or dumb reason why you became a nurse????

Mine is because I get to wear cute uniforms with Charlie Brown or Tigger on them and still be considered an Adult. :chuckle :coollook:

Also I can buy a new uniform anytime I want and have the excuse that you never have enough of them. I gave this excuse to my husband the other day when I picked out four new uniforms. :p

So that I could learn new "pick-up" lines to use in the bars: So, tell me, when was your last bowel movement?

So that I could learn new "pick-up" lines to use in the bars: So, tell me, when was your last bowel movement?
:rotfl:
Specializes in Geriatric/LTC, Rehab, Home Hhealth.

I needed a legitamate reason to wear white :wink2:

Specializes in Geriatric/LTC, Rehab, Home Hhealth.
So that I could learn new "pick-up" lines to use in the bars: So, tell me, when was your last bowel movement?

I am laughing out loud!!! I'll try that next time I'm out

I did it so I could hang out with all of the gorgeous EMTs and paramedics...

Specializes in many.

As a life long student, :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I am in it for the many "LEARNING OPPORTUNITIES"

So that I could learn new "pick-up" lines to use in the bars: So, tell me, when was your last bowel movement?

Or whatabout the cheesy pick up lines when people learn your a nurse. Oh Vey...."OOOh nurse...I need CPR/Sponge bath ect....":uhoh3:

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

I did it so I could become acquainted with the million variations on a single theme---"Code Brown"---and thus have an unending supply of gross-out stories to tell my kids! :rotfl:

So I could answer any medical question on any subject including answering questions only God could know.

i did it so i'd always have interesting dinner conversation. my family really enjoys hearing about trach secretions, especially when eating chinese food.

Specializes in Specializes in L/D, newborn, GYN, LTC, Dialysis.

To see how fast I can move to dodge certain flying bodily substances......

and I learned that is purty damn fast.

I needed a legitamate reason to wear white :wink2:
I second that!! :chuckle Pam
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