If you could have one nursing superpower, what would it be? - page 4

by Blue Roses

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I had a rough day at work today. There was a patient that started to go bad on me and I ended up calling a rapid response on her and sending her to ICU at another hospital. I found myself wishing I could literally predict the... Read More


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    I would like to have the ability to take home a paycheck but never go into work.
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    Never be in a position to fill out an incident report
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    Never be in a position to fill out an incident report.
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    Stop multitask ing and focus on one thing at a time with out blame.
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    My favorites have been the ability to know the lottery numbers or collect a check and not go in to work!! But other than those, I would like the ability to cure "stupid" each shift.....
    jcbhappy and Blue Roses like this.
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    Just one?

    Id like to be able to freeze time so I never get behind or teleport people and things.

    Or a magic touch to make patients and family calm and agreeable spontaneously.
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    Quote from flexiseal
    I would like to have the ability to take home a paycheck but never go into work.
    Now that's a good one!
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    you cant! deal with it! You do the best your can with what you are giving.
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    Ability to be in two places at once.
    Ability to punch people (mostly management) in the face with no consequence.
    Ability to disappear PRN.
    Blue Roses, serenity1, and tokebi like this.
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    Quote from emtb2rn
    Power to auto GOMER. Kinda like the eject seat in the Batmobile.
    Ha! Auto GOMER - Love it!! Just picturing a little red button on each stretcher. As soon as the (stable) pt starts being a pain, hit the button and watch then be ejected through a trapdoor in the ceiling. Ahhhh now THAT would definitely make my life easier. And a lot more fun!
    Twinmom06 likes this.


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