If you could have one nursing superpower, what would it be? - page 4

by Blue Roses

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I had a rough day at work today. There was a patient that started to go bad on me and I ended up calling a rapid response on her and sending her to ICU at another hospital. I found myself wishing I could literally predict the... Read More


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    I would like to have the ability to take home a paycheck but never go into work.
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    Never be in a position to fill out an incident report
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    Never be in a position to fill out an incident report.
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    Stop multitask ing and focus on one thing at a time with out blame.
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    My favorites have been the ability to know the lottery numbers or collect a check and not go in to work!! But other than those, I would like the ability to cure "stupid" each shift.....
    icuRNmaggie, jcbhappy, and Blue Roses like this.
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    Just one?

    Id like to be able to freeze time so I never get behind or teleport people and things.

    Or a magic touch to make patients and family calm and agreeable spontaneously.
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    Quote from flexiseal
    I would like to have the ability to take home a paycheck but never go into work.
    Now that's a good one!
    icuRNmaggie likes this.
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    you cant! deal with it! You do the best your can with what you are giving.
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    Ability to be in two places at once.
    Ability to punch people (mostly management) in the face with no consequence.
    Ability to disappear PRN.
    icuRNmaggie, Blue Roses, serenity1, and 1 other like this.
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    Quote from emtb2rn
    Power to auto GOMER. Kinda like the eject seat in the Batmobile.
    Ha! Auto GOMER - Love it!! Just picturing a little red button on each stretcher. As soon as the (stable) pt starts being a pain, hit the button and watch then be ejected through a trapdoor in the ceiling. Ahhhh now THAT would definitely make my life easier. And a lot more fun!
    Twinmom06 likes this.


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