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Should I be a nurse: I am going to scream!:banghead: How in the HE double hockey sticks are we supposed to know what is right for you?? I am sorry if I sound rude not my intent, but it just makes me wonder, do you have to have all your decisions made by another person if so you ARE going to have a hard time being a burse. I am a EMT and if I had to ask someone to do XYZ before I do what I know needs to be done, I would have a poor patient outcome. Sorry but this is getting old

Specializes in Emergency.
Or so very, very right.

"I'm not dead yet!"

"Oh shut up. You will be soon"

I also like the "I'm not asking for medical advice but can you give me some medical advice?"

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Specializes in OB, Med/Surg, Ortho, ICU.

CT Pixie, I love Hyperbole and a Half! Have you read the one about her first fishing trip? I laughed so hard I cried!

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/how-fish-almost-destroyed-my-childhood.html

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"Oh shut up. You will be soon"

I also like the "I'm not asking for medical advice but can you give me some medical advice?"

How about the threads where someone comes on asking for medical advice, the thread gets shut down per TOS, then the OP starts another thread complaining about the thread being shut down per TOS and asks the exact same question all over again, at the same time complaining about how they are not asking for medical advice and how dare the moderator shut down their original post.

We had one poster here that started a thread asking a question about something that happened to a friend, and continued to adamently insist that this was about a friend, not her. Then when everyone told her to MYOB, she REPOSTED, stating that she lied, that the post was actually about her. Then when she didn't get the response she wanted, she disappeared, then a few week later came back with a new screen name and identity and posted the exact same question all over again.

Some people. Whew. It boggles the mind.

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Specializes in ED/ICU/TELEMETRY/LTC.

If I see one more post containing the words "I am not a nurse but"............... I am going to bang my head into this computer screen until I get a subdural homeatema. The web site is "allnurses". Give me a break.

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Specializes in Cardiology and ER Nursing.

The whistles go WOOOOOO!!!!!! Is jus fo dekorashun!!!!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVJTJpfknSc[/YOUTUBE]

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Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
CT Pixie, I love Hyperbole and a Half! Have you read the one about her first fishing trip? I laughed so hard I cried!

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/how-fish-almost-destroyed-my-childhood.html

You guys! Me too, I have been an Allie fan for years! So good to find some more! and I LOVE her ALOT...a lot!

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Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
Or so very, very right.

"I'm not dead yet!"

"I can laugh and I can sing"

"I am not dead yet"

"I can do the Highland Fling"!!!!:D

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Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
If I see one more post containing the words "I am not a nurse but"............... I am going to bang my head into this computer screen until I get a subdural homeatema. The web site is "allnurses". Give me a break.

You are preaching to the choir here..I hear ya momma!...this is one of my biggest buggaboos...:devil:...especially when they tell the poster.."wow, you will be a great nurse"..or some other drivel...not knowing their elbow from another part of their anatomy..............

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Specializes in Oncology/Haemetology/HIV.
How about the threads where someone comes on asking for medical advice, the thread gets shut down per TOS, then the OP starts another thread complaining about the thread being shut down per TOS and asks the exact same question all over again, at the same time complaining about how they are not asking for medical advice and how dare the moderator shut down their original post.

We had one poster here that started a thread asking a question about something that happened to a friend, and continued to adamently insist that this was about a friend, not her. Then when everyone told her to MYOB, she REPOSTED, stating that she lied, that the post was actually about her. Then when she didn't get the response she wanted, she disappeared, then a few week later came back with a new screen name and identity and posted the exact same question all over again.

Some people. Whew. It boggles the mind.

Is that why she disappeared?

I kept figuring that after she presented the bulk evidence how mistreated she was by her superior, that she would next be seen posting, "I was fired for not permitting myself to be abused by my mean supervisor".

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Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
The whistles go WOOOOOO!!!!!! Is jus fo dekorashun!!!!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVJTJpfknSc[/YOUTUBE]

What does this have to do with the original topic? There's a thread on Central for funny pictures and videos.

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Specializes in Emergency, Trauma, Critical Care.

It's for the little bit of ADD in all of us, I think there is a goal of making this the longest running thread of all times on allnurses. I'm rooting for it!

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Specializes in I/DD.
Ohhh the irony! Please tell me your incorrect spelling of a lot (along with you not capitalizing the proper words)was done on purpose!

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

In the spirit of keeping things off-topic... I am a dog-person and this is my favorite :)

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/07/dog.html

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