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Should I be a nurse: I am going to scream!:banghead: How in the HE double hockey sticks are we supposed to know what is right for you?? I am sorry if I sound rude not my intent, but it just makes me wonder, do you have to have all your decisions made by another person if so you ARE going to have a hard time being a burse. I am a EMT and if I had to ask someone to do XYZ before I do what I know needs to be done, I would have a poor patient outcome. Sorry but this is getting old

Specializes in Emergency.

"Anybody want a peanut?"

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ScottE, the dancing baby and superheros are completely in sync with the music in the video. Did you do that on purpose?

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NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

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So I might have come down with this strange condition, it starts with a p. p.. prego? pregazz? PREGNANT! That's it. Obviously it's very rare and NOBODY has ever worked as a nurse while being pregnant. I'm at a total loss as to what to do? And obviously, since it's so rare, I'm not going to use the allnurses search function, because there's no way someone would post about how to handle working while having the very rare condition of pregnancy. Certainly not a post per day about it...

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Specializes in Emergency Nursing.
ScottE, the dancing baby and superheros are completely in sync with the music in the video. Did you do that on purpose?

Yes. They also sink up pretty well with N'Sync's Bye Bye Bye video.

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Specializes in Emergency Nursing.

I would post "Bring out yer dead!" but this is a nursing forum and it just seems wrong.

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Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.

"Are you saying coconuts migrate??":)

and in another vein....

"I don't like your cuffs, I don't like your cuffs, I don't like your cuffs!"

"A gentleman's cuffs should hang down to the tip of their pee-pee, Yours hang down all the way to your balls!"

"Well, At least I have some!"......

"*****"

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Specializes in OB, Med/Surg, Ortho, ICU.

Anyone have s machine that goes PING! The administrator is here.

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:yeah: Should I get pregnant in nursing school if I'm jobless and my spouse/boyfriend is a dead beat bum? Well, duh?

So I might have come down with this strange condition, it starts with a p. p.. prego? pregazz? PREGNANT! That's it. Obviously it's very rare and NOBODY has ever worked as a nurse while being pregnant. I'm at a total loss as to what to do? And obviously, since it's so rare, I'm not going to use the allnurses search function, because there's no way someone would post about how to handle working while having the very rare condition of pregnancy. Certainly not a post per day about it...
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Specializes in Medical.
I would post "Bring out yer dead!" but this is a nursing forum and it just seems wrong.

Or so very, very right.

"I'm not dead yet!"

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Specializes in Medical.
so i might have come down with this strange condition, it starts with a p. p.. prego? pregazz? pregnant! that's it. obviously it's very rare and nobody has ever worked as a nurse while being pregnant. i'm at a total loss as to what to do? and obviously, since it's so rare, i'm not going to use the allnurses search function, because there's no way someone would post about how to handle working while having the very rare condition of pregnancy. certainly not a post per day about it...

no, but see, this is different, because i'm a student/a grad/three kinds of special. and don't, like, tell me that this has been answered before, because you can just not read this thread. you can just not answer and not be so rude!

5 min later:

why is noonetelling me what i should do? i have a very special problem and i need advise (sic) asap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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if i see one more person.... write "i am a EMT" instead of "I am an EMT" I am going to flip out!! alot of you hot shot nurses cannot spell for sh**

Ohhh the irony! Please tell me your incorrect spelling of a lot (along with you not capitalizing the proper words)was done on purpose!

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

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