"Hypothetical" situation.... - page 4

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OK, just want to preface this by saying that this is not about me. I've been doing some searching around the internet about what types of nursing offenses are required to be reported to the nurses BON, to no avail. I keep... Read More


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    Originally posted by sjoe
    Well, that's the first time I've ever heard of Lasix as a drug-of-choice for abusers! (Must be what the Aussies mean by "getting ******.")

    LOL!! No, that would involve another "amber" liquid!! Also comes in other colours... :roll


    As for stealing!! Well you theiving mongrels!!! I am < shoving "First Aid" box containing a wealth of hospital supplies under bed> shoked and appalled!! How could you?
    Do you know how much that costs hospitals each year!!!
    As if we don't get paid enough to buy our own supplies!!

    :roll :roll
    Last edit by Aussienurse2 on Oct 4, '02
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    Okay. I have no idea how the size 8 surgical gloves got into my house when I put a relaxer in Emma's hair. I believe they may have landed in my yard as the Life flight helicopter flew over my house and the flight surgeon accidently dropped the pack out of the helicopter and it landed on my patio at the precise time I was preparing Emma's hair for the relaxer treatment.

    Something similar happened when I went to buy my new lawn chairs at Service Merchandise's Going-Out-of-Business sale. I was innocently driving my car to the store when the back doors of an ambulance flew open and a roll of Kerlix flew out and landed in my car through my open sunroof. I tried to speed up and catch the ambulance to give them back their roll of Kerlix, but it just so happens the roll of Kerlix came in handy when I needed to tie down my trunk to take my new lawnchairs home.

    Really, honest and for true. Those things happened. Truly.
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    originally posted by furball
    a high from toradol?
    my thoughts exactly!!!..must be more to this story........ lr
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    Originally posted by LasVegasRN
    Okay. I have no idea how the size 8 surgical gloves got into my house when I put a relaxer in Emma's hair. I believe they may have landed in my yard as the Life flight helicopter flew over my house and the flight surgeon accidently dropped the pack out of the helicopter and it landed on my patio at the precise time I was preparing Emma's hair for the relaxer treatment.

    Something similar happened when I went to buy my new lawn chairs at Service Merchandise's Going-Out-of-Business sale. I was innocently driving my car to the store when the back doors of an ambulance flew open and a roll of Kerlix flew out and landed in my car through my open sunroof. I tried to speed up and catch the ambulance to give them back their roll of Kerlix, but it just so happens the roll of Kerlix came in handy when I needed to tie down my trunk to take my new lawnchairs home.

    Really, honest and for true. Those things happened. Truly.

    LV...you need to be following a Brinks truck!.......LR:chuckle


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