Funny Work Excuse

  1. I heard a really good work excuse today...

    "I can't come in to work b/c I have anal glaucoma."

    "What is that?"

    "anal glaucoma...I can't see my butt coming to work"


    Anyone else have any good ones? :chuckle
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  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   heatherbless
    Quote from abnurse
    I heard a really good work excuse today...

    "I can't come in to work b/c I have anal glaucoma."

    "What is that?"

    "anal glaucoma...I can't see my butt coming to work"


    Anyone else have any good ones? :chuckle
    I needed a great laugh today--thanks/hty.
  4. by   nekhismom
    cute!
  5. by   nursebedlam
    Quote from abnurse
    I heard a really good work excuse today...

    "I can't come in to work b/c I have anal glaucoma."

    "What is that?"

    "anal glaucoma...I can't see my butt coming to work"


    Anyone else have any good ones? :chuckle
    Great one, lol
  6. by   star0910
    I gatta see if I can use that one on my mom, she's my boss and will love it! Thanks!!!!
  7. by   Tweety
    We actually had a nurse call in "tired". "I'm going to sleep for a few hours and then come in after I'm rested."

    Gee, I'd call in every day if I could set my hours based on my fatigue level.
  8. by   Havin' A Party!
    Quote from abnurse
    ... "anal glaucoma...I can't see my butt coming to work"... :chuckle
    Hahahahahaha!
  9. by   lsyorke
    " I can't come in today due to a child care problem! My inner child wants a day off!!!!"

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