So What is the Funniest Patient Lie You have Ever Heard....
I have several but two for now! I had a patient who came in with an ice cream scooper up his rear and when I asked how it got their they stated that they fell on it! I guess the ice cream scooper was standing perfectly straight up and they feel perfectly on top of it!!
Another....
One time a patient came in with a whole orange down in her va jay jay...asked how it got there she said that it was supposed to cleanse her like douche. By the way her boyfriend was sitting at the bedside blushing so hard. I wanted to ask her if it was for sweet loving, but I held back my laughter . She ended up needing surgery!