Great moments in bad judgement - page 2

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  1. Visit  dirtyhippiegirl profile page
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    Burning brush while being a wheelchair-bound paraplegic.
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  3. Visit  sharpeimom profile page
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    we had a repair made to our metal 150+ year old roof. it was summer and my husband was about to go out the kitchen door with the garbage. the repairman had said he had picked up all the dropped little bitty nails... i called that he should double check just to be safe.

    he skipped that little step. he went to the er with 4 nails in his foot. ouch!!

    when we got home, he said, "i really should have checked." uh... yeah.

    eta: he was barefoot when he took the garbage bags out.
    Last edit by sharpeimom on Apr 24, '12
  4. Visit  nursel56 profile page
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    "I guess putting my hand between the pneumatic nail gun and the wall wasn't such a great idea after all."
  5. Visit  WillyNilly profile page
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    My favorite line is "What happened was......"
  6. Visit  Floridatrail2006 profile page
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    Favorite lines.

    "Me and my buddy..."

    "So I had a couple of beers and..."

    "I don't know how the light bulb got there."
    ChristineN, JustaGypsy, nrsang97, and 11 others like this.
  7. Visit  That Guy profile page
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    Quote from Floridatrail2006
    Favorite lines.

    "Me and my buddy..."

    "So I had a couple of beers and..."

    "I don't know how the light bulb got there."
    the last one goes with my up the butt theme lol
  8. Visit  Floridatrail2006 profile page
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    HaHa. Yeah, butt objects could get endless.
  9. Visit  Ruby Vee profile page
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    my first husband had an iq of 160-something but the common sense of a gnat. camping in a lovely campground at the side of a river. greg wanted to demonstrate his great grilling skills, but didn't think the coals were getting ready quickly enough. he decided in his infinite wisdom to help things along by throwing a bit of gasoline on the fire. i looked up when i heard the "whoosh" and saw that his jacket was on fire. i tackled him and pushed him into the lovely river. then i noticed that he was thrashing about in the three foot deep water, screaming "help! i can't swim!" so i had to pull him out. and after all that, he was mad at me for ruining his new jacket.
  10. Visit  VivaLasViejas profile page
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    Gun in waistband of pants + owner in seated position in car + safety off = -1 testicle.
  11. Visit  Dixielee profile page
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    All of my good stories come from the ED!! Foreign bodies I have seen.....three golfballs (same guy, wife snuck them in there), 2 pears (same guy, slipped while mopping floor in the nude, fell onto fruit bowl), large can of scrubbing bubbles, several glass Coke bottles, glass thermometer (anyone remember those?), the headless Barbie, and then of course the usually battery operated devices.

    I just got home and the one tonight is fresh on my mind Guy kissed his pet Anaconda, and the snake did not return his affections! Several hours and two plastic surgeons later, he had his lips sewn back on! He couldn't understand how the snake could have bitten him..."But it was a rescue snake". They walk among us
  12. Visit  BostonTerrierLoverRN profile page
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    I heard this as a story from many years back.

    During a cold winter night, the pipes under the sink busted, and the husband jumped out of bed nude, threw on his robe, and ran downstairs.

    He ended up in the ER with a Head Lac needing sutured, and broken leg.

    He got bent over to get up under the sink to turn the water off, and then, . . .the house-cat "paw slapped" him in the testicles, and his head hit the metal pipe. He got the broken leg because when he was explaining the head injury, the EMT's dropped him in uncontrollable laughter in c-spine on the Stretcher board.

    Could be a Rural Legend, but it's passed as real here.
    Last edit by BostonTerrierLoverRN on Apr 24, '12 : Reason: Needed Some Censorship, Covered a Fomite
  13. Visit  rgroyer1RNBSN profile page
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    My favorite starts out like this- See I was watering my garden and slipped and fell on-insert veg. here- ok so let me get this straight- you water your garden at 12 midnight, and you do it naked- yeah right what planet are these people living on.
  14. Visit  That Guy profile page
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    Quote from VivaLasViejas
    Gun in waistband of pants + owner in seated position in car + safety off = -1 testicle.
    As a CCW carrier that always freaked me out at first as none of my guns have a safety haha
    pseudomonas, Altra, BCgradnurse, and 1 other like this.


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