What's the weirdest thing a patient has used the call bell to ask you?
Mine happened a couple of days ago. I had just finished changing a resident (completely bed bound, and covered in poo). I am sweating profusely and run to catch a call bell from one of our needier residents.
"Can I have a banana split?"
...I suppose it's not the craziest thing I've heard, but the timing and the randomness threw me. I had to go in the hall to crack up.
Any weird calls?