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- Aug 10, '10 by CoffeemateCNAQuote from futurenurseheatherOne lady was screaming and told me that SHE was pregnant -- and in labor!!i had a resident the other that started hollering and crying so i went in to check on her and i asked her what was wrong...she told me she thought her mother was pregnant...well...okay....
Turns out she was just passing some hard stool. Thank God.
Like I always say, it's best to give birth to your children PRIOR to menopause and a radical hysterectomy.
- Aug 10, '10 by Mike41290I was taking a lady from the dining room to her room. She had difficulty hearing and yelled everything she said. well a nurse was talking to her roomates daughter and it was private so i shut the door and this was the conversation:
"Can you wait out here for me L? they need some privacy.
"WELL WHAT ARE THE DOIN'?"
"I don't know, its about M and its none of my buisiness"
"I KNOW WHAT THERE DOING, THERE HAVING SEX AINT THEY."
I heard half the building start laughung. including the nurse and family behind the door.