Funny things your patients have said - page 4

by LaterAlligator 7,559 Views | 31 Comments

Okay, I'm sure we've all heard some really funny stuff from our patients/residents/clients during our shifts, so let's share! I was working overnight in home health and kept hearing the wife (with severe dementia) waking up... Read More


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    Quote from futurenurseheather
    i had a resident the other that started hollering and crying so i went in to check on her and i asked her what was wrong...she told me she thought her mother was pregnant...well...okay....
    One lady was screaming and told me that SHE was pregnant -- and in labor!!

    Turns out she was just passing some hard stool. Thank God.

    Like I always say, it's best to give birth to your children PRIOR to menopause and a radical hysterectomy.
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    I was taking a lady from the dining room to her room. She had difficulty hearing and yelled everything she said. well a nurse was talking to her roomates daughter and it was private so i shut the door and this was the conversation:
    "Can you wait out here for me L? they need some privacy.
    "WELL WHAT ARE THE DOIN'?"
    "I don't know, its about M and its none of my buisiness"
    "I KNOW WHAT THERE DOING, THERE HAVING SEX AINT THEY."
    "No L"

    I heard half the building start laughung. including the nurse and family behind the door.
    CoffeemateCNA and fuzzywuzzy like this.


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