September 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 2 weeks from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE:

Congratulations!

and the winner is Esme12 ... the cartoon may be viewed at Therapy for nurses ... Cartoon Contest Winner

The moment she realizes she's laid down on her dirty scrubs.

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Wait, so you're a nurse, but you also practice psychiatry?

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Specializes in Pediatrics, Emergency, Trauma.

I had a dream of nurses scrubbing toilets...then I woke up and went to clinicals; now I'm HERE!

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And they say all the answers are right, pick the best one....but if they're all right, how can there be just one........

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Go to nursing school they said....it'll be fun they said....

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And then she said with a mouth full of a chili cheese dog........ Nurse it's time for my diluted and phenergan because I'm in pain and also nauseated!!!

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Correct me if I'm wrong Doc but I think HIPPA spelled backwards =(A) (P)rovider and/or (P)atient(s) stopping (I)nsurance companies from dictating and/or running Quality (H)ealthcare!..I heard another Nurse saying you can't say "never and/or Always in Nursing??? but I have to disagree.. "I promise too ALWAYS put my patients Health care needs first! In other words..." ,I simply will, with my training, skills,judgement and gut instinct,~ treat my patients the way I would want my Loved ones treated"Doctors are burying there mistakes because..."meet em' treat em' street em' doesn't ALWAYS work!especially when your really REALLY Sick! Healthcare and insurance companies have NO business under the same umbrella of saving lives! just sayin'...truth hurts sometimes and is being sooo ignored!

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"Last night I won $100 from a caption contest on AllNurses.com, which should be just enough for gas to clinicals and coffee during study breaks."

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Specializes in Med-Surg, LTC, Psych, Addictions..

Nurse: There were no incident reports, everyone worked as a team, call lights were answered within seconds, Dr. orders were neatly written, each pt and their family members were happy, I took all of my breaks, and I got out of work on time.

Psychiatrist : That sounds wonderful. What's the problem?

Nurse: I've had that dream every night for years, but it never comes true!

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Specializes in Medical Surgical.

I think it would be most therapeutic if I could just lay here and enjoy the silence.

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Specializes in Pediatrics/Developmental Pediatrics/Research/psych.

What's the rationale for this Dr? Did you not learn about EBP?

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"..And then he said, "you're JUST a nurse, I want the doctor!"

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