September 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 2 weeks from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE:

Congratulations!

and the winner is Esme12 ... the cartoon may be viewed at Therapy for nurses ... Cartoon Contest Winner

".. my patient told me my pink scrubs reminded him of Pepto Bismol..then let it loose alll over the place!"

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Specializes in Pediatrics/Developmental Pediatrics/Research/psych.

"I can pass the NCLEX, I will find a job, I will survive orientation"

This hypnosis is garbage.

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I thought wearing bright colored scrubs would make things better!

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I got kicked out of nursing school so I dyed my hair blonde and reapplied hoping they wouldn't recognize me and it worked ... til the LAST semester!

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"I will learn to love suctioning... I will learn to love suctioning.. I wi-- am I hypnotized yet?"

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Specializes in Pediatrics/Developmental Pediatrics/Research/psych.

No, I really do need to be admitted. I know I'm safe, but how else can I justify a mental health day?

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Specializes in Pediatrics/Developmental Pediatrics/Research/psych.

Taking mental health day literally

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Specializes in Pediatrics/Developmental Pediatrics/Research/psych.

Then they said that all nurses have to wear pink. I wish I could wear white like when I was in school

Said no nurse ever

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so I said "No Sir, I'm just the student nurse." And he said "no, you are a NURSE." I thought about it... and one panic attack later I'm now talking to you

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Can I unload all my problems on you doc? I have so many, and the antidepressants, the antianxiotics, and all the other mind altering drugs no longer work.

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Specializes in Programming / Strategist for allnurses.

Congratulations!

and the winner is Esme12 ... the cartoon may be viewed at Therapy for nurses ... Cartoon Contest Winner

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