September 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 2 weeks from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE:

Congratulations!

and the winner is Esme12 ... the cartoon may be viewed at Therapy for nurses ... Cartoon Contest Winner

"So for the past few weeks I've experienced night sweats, panic attacks, shortness of breath, heart palpitations and I'm pretty sure my brain has totally shut down...Is it bad Doc?"

Doctor: "Hmmmm... Sounds like you've come down with a case of NSS, Nursing Student Syndrome."

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Every time the microwave or oven ding, I pick up the phone and say, "May I help you?"

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Specializes in Medical Surgical.
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"Well Doctor, I'm not really a patient here. I'm a nurse, but I saw this empty bed and it was my break time..."

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Oh my GOD... the DRUG KEYS ARE IN MY POCKET!!

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" I walked on to the floor and found my nurse manager having a full patient team, I swear I must have been hallucinating because that never happens".

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The older nurses said " Don't worry, you'll learn to identify if it's c-diff by smell."

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I just don't get it . . . WHY is B not the best answer?

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Specializes in Certified Hospice and Palliative Care.

And then she said, "Yes, I'm sure that's where the foley goes."

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Specializes in Med Surg/Ortho.

"No, I don't have an appointment. I just thought it would be nice to rest and have someone ask me how I was feeling."

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Specializes in Med Surg/Ortho.

"I thought it would get easier after nursing school. Boy was I misled."

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"I just feel that it is time for me to be the patient, Doctor.!"

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Specializes in ICU, Geriatrics, Float Pool.

"So this is what it feels like to lie down!"

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