November 2017 Caption Contest - Win $100!

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  2. You Can Win $100!

    Your mission is to produce a winning caption to the attached cartoon. You may propose as many captions as you wish.

    Caption Contest Rules

    To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on We will select the Top 8 captions where you (the community) will choose a winner.

    Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!
  3. 155 Comments

  4. by   Guy in Babyland
    Just so we are clear, this is a gallbladder surgery not a circumcision.
  5. by   NurseSpeedy
    This patient realized the new round of surgical residents could use some help on how to get started...
  6. by   FNPTOB2018
    What is this knife for? Breakfast in bed?
  7. by   CTtoRN
    "Looking for this?"
  8. by   NurseCard
    Yeah, you left that in my colon the last time and I just wanted to give it back,
    thought you might need it.
  9. by   AnnieOaklyRN
    "With all the budget cuts, I thought you might need to borrow my knife."
  10. by   Sassy-Kat
    Bob! You're the patient today, not the scrub put it down!
  11. by   UABMedic
    OR nurses make the worse patients...
  12. by   Elfriede
    "Colleagues are the worst patients"
  13. by   Sassy-Kat
    Paging DR. GasMan....DR. GasMan to OR 2 ...stat!!
  14. by   Venursey
    I watched this surgery once on a youtube video. Here, use this scalpel.
  15. by   Sassy-Kat
    SILENCE Infidel... I Keeeellll you!