November 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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  2. You Can Win $100!

    Your mission is to produce a winning caption to the attached cartoon. You may propose as many captions as you wish.

    Caption Contest Rules


    To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions where you (the community) will choose a winner.

    Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

    Update (November 21)

    We had a lot of great captions! It was really hard to choose but we selected 8 captions for you to vote on.

    Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

    Vote for your favorite below...
    Last edit by Joe V on Nov 21
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  3. Poll: Select your favorite caption(s) for the November 2017 Caption Contest.

    • Colleagues are the worst patients.

      33.33% 8
    • SILENCE Infidel... I Keeeellll you!

      4.17% 1
    • Sterile? I don't know about that... But, I licked it clean!

      16.67% 4
    • I saved lots of money on this scalpel by going with Geico.

      25.00% 6
    • I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

      20.83% 5
    • Bob! You're the patient today, not the scrub tech...now put it down!

      37.50% 9
    • If you act now, you'll get this Ginsu knife for only $9.99 ... But wait- there's more!

      25.00% 6
    • The look that everyone gives that one coworker who keeps asking questions that makes the meeting go over the allotted time.

      4.17% 1
    24 Votes / Multiple Choice
  4. 158 Comments

  5. by   Guy in Babyland
    Just so we are clear, this is a gallbladder surgery not a circumcision.
  6. by   NurseSpeedy
    This patient realized the new round of surgical residents could use some help on how to get started...
  7. by   FNPTOB2018
    What is this knife for? Breakfast in bed?
  8. by   CTtoRN
    "Looking for this?"
  9. by   NurseCard
    Yeah, you left that in my colon the last time and I just wanted to give it back,
    thought you might need it.
  10. by   AnnieOaklyRN
    "With all the budget cuts, I thought you might need to borrow my knife."
  11. by   Sassy-Kat
    Bob! You're the patient today, not the scrub tech...now put it down!
  12. by   UABMedic
    OR nurses make the worse patients...
  13. by   Elfriede
    "Colleagues are the worst patients"
  14. by   Sassy-Kat
    Paging DR. GasMan....DR. GasMan to OR 2 ...stat!!
  15. by   Venursey
    I watched this surgery once on a youtube video. Here, use this scalpel.
  16. by   Sassy-Kat
    SILENCE Infidel... I Keeeellll you!

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