November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 5

Above is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish. Caption Contest Rules To qualify for the prize money... Read More

  1. Visit  Ashley, PICU RN profile page
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    "With the new cuts from the Affordable Care Act, we can't afford hair implants, but heard that you can tattoo us a mean comb over."
    Flare, Esme12, and cardiacfreak like this.
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  3. Visit  mluvsgnc profile page
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    "Give me a sweet tattoo so I don't look as dorky as this guy!"



    Last edit by mluvsgnc on Nov 9, '13 : Reason: add in cartoon
  4. Visit  nursingyou1 profile page
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    Let's just get this straight, I'm the patient and the reason why you are still employed. So since I sign your paycheck I'm the only one that will be giving orders in here!
  5. Visit  nursingyou1 profile page
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    Nurse, remind me again of what pain I'm having that keeps me pressing my call light every four to six hours. Oh yes, my back pain! That reminds me, is it time for another Percocet. ( doctor and nurse are thinking "No wonder your back is in pain look how you are sitting!"
  6. Visit  nursingyou1 profile page
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    Now that I've diagnosed myself for this so called doctor behind me, wheel me back to the tattoo parlor nurse, oops I mean nurses station!
    blessed1234 likes this.
  7. Visit  BSNbeDONE profile page
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    There is no calendar and no clock in here. Yet he insists I'm the one who's confused to date and time!
  8. Visit  Beautiful Mind RN profile page
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    "Hey, at least I can cover up these tattoos when I am at work. The doc's bald spot on the other hand..."
  9. Visit  Beautiful Mind RN profile page
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    "Careful with the doc, he's ticklish."
  10. Visit  Beautiful Mind RN profile page
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    "He's here for the palliative care I will need after the tattoo treatment...."
  11. Visit  Lev <3 profile page
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    Quote from JesusKeepMe
    "Hey doc, this creep behind me needs to be admitted to the psych ward for being delusional. He comes in ranting of big words, demanding that I take off my clothes so he can assess me. I've never seen this creep a day in my life. I see you everyday, please tell that creep to beat it." (Guy in blue speaks...)..."Ummm, Mr. Smith, that 'creep' is your primary care physician, I'm your nurse."
    LOL!!!!!
  12. Visit  Lev <3 profile page
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    Quote from Joe V
    Below is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

    "Ok nurse, I've seen your arms, now it's time for the doctor to take off his coat so I can be rest assured I don't get Hep C"
  13. Visit  _Kaneohe profile page
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    At least your brother, Nurse Bob, covers his ink with a lab coat. No wonder you can't get a real job!
    aTOMicTom likes this.
  14. Visit  nursingyou1 profile page
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    From the looks of things, I'm the nurse...and you my friend are the patient.


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