November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 5

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  1. by   Double-Helix


    "With the new cuts from the Affordable Care Act, we can't afford hair implants, but heard that you can tattoo us a mean comb over."
  2. by   mluvsgnc


    "Give me a sweet tattoo so I don't look as dorky as this guy!"



    Last edit by mluvsgnc on Nov 9, '13 : Reason: add in cartoon
  3. by   nursingyou1
    Let's just get this straight, I'm the patient and the reason why you are still employed. So since I sign your paycheck I'm the only one that will be giving orders in here!
  4. by   nursingyou1
    Nurse, remind me again of what pain I'm having that keeps me pressing my call light every four to six hours. Oh yes, my back pain! That reminds me, is it time for another Percocet. ( doctor and nurse are thinking "No wonder your back is in pain look how you are sitting!"
  5. by   nursingyou1
    Now that I've diagnosed myself for this so called doctor behind me, wheel me back to the tattoo parlor nurse, oops I mean nurses station!
  6. by   BSNbeDONE
    There is no calendar and no clock in here. Yet he insists I'm the one who's confused to date and time!
  7. by   Beautiful Mind RN
    "Hey, at least I can cover up these tattoos when I am at work. The doc's bald spot on the other hand..."
  8. by   Beautiful Mind RN
    "Careful with the doc, he's ticklish."
  9. by   Beautiful Mind RN
    "He's here for the palliative care I will need after the tattoo treatment...."
  10. by   Lev <3
    Quote from JesusKeepMe
    "Hey doc, this creep behind me needs to be admitted to the psych ward for being delusional. He comes in ranting of big words, demanding that I take off my clothes so he can assess me. I've never seen this creep a day in my life. I see you everyday, please tell that creep to beat it." (Guy in blue speaks...)..."Ummm, Mr. Smith, that 'creep' is your primary care physician, I'm your nurse."
    LOL!!!!!
  11. by   Lev <3
    Quote from Joe V
    Below is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

    "Ok nurse, I've seen your arms, now it's time for the doctor to take off his coat so I can be rest assured I don't get Hep C"
  12. by   _Kaneohe
    At least your brother, Nurse Bob, covers his ink with a lab coat. No wonder you can't get a real job!
  13. by   nursingyou1
    From the looks of things, I'm the nurse...and you my friend are the patient.

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